Killing Gunther Page #2

Synopsis: A group of eccentric assassins are fed up with Gunther, the world's greatest hitman, and decide to kill him, but their plan turns into a series of bungled encounters as Gunther seems to always be one step ahead.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Taran Killam
Production: Saban Films
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
53
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
R
Year:
2017
92 min
120 Views


secret meeting with us.

Normally, you want to meet in a

discreet place like this, so...

- who the f*** is this, Blake?!

- Why is there a goddamn camera on me?!

- -Put the camera down!

- Blake, you got two seconds to explain this sh*t!

- Okay! Put the camera down!

- Sorry, they're with us.

- -What do you mean, "they're with us"?

I mean that's our crew.

Why the f*** do we

have a camera crew?

I did not explain that, and

that is completely my fault.

- I apologize.

- Damn it!

- Crusher!

- All right.

Name's iz. Izzat.

People call me crusher

'cause of this.

- I crush things.

I just don't really

like that name.

Sort of reminds me of the frat

guys I went to school with.

I lost the arm, uh, in

a suicide, um, bomb.

Not my suicide bomb, someone

else's suicide bomb.

I was helping him put it on,

and he was fidgeting, and,

uh... Yada, yada, yada.

- I would lose an arm for that.

- So cool.

Oh, man.

Yeah, it clenches when

i run out of battery.

Either of you have a android

or a lg charger or something?

- Um...

- I have a 6s charger.

Yeah, no, it's not

apple-compatible.

We've also set a meeting

with pak yong qi,

who is a unique kind of killer.

But I knew yong would

be excited to join up,

because he has a personal

beef with Gunther.

It's Blake! It's Blake!

They're with us! It's okay.

I almost threw

this in your face.

I'm glad you did not.

- This is acid.

- Yeah.

- You would've...

- it would have been a bummer.

Gunther killed my best

friend, Mr. slick.

And I will have my revenge.

Your best friend

was also a hitman?

He was a snake.

Oh, like a con man?

No. A literal snake.

My pet snake. The only

thing I ever truly loved.

Gunther found out I used Mr.

slick to make my poisons,

so he executed him.

I'm sorry. Your poisons?

I only kill with poison.

You see, it's more elegant,

sophisticated.

And I don't use guns.

The sight of blood makes

me violently ill.

Really?

I can't even say the word...

- you don't have

to say it. Don't...

- stop trying to say it!

- No way!

Absolutely not! If they

are in, man, i am out!

Then you're out. They're

already flying here.

- Fine.

- Who? Who's flying here?

The friggin'

bellakalakova twins!

Oh, crap.

I've never heard of 'em.

Brother and sister out

of Southern Russia.

Remember the porsinka Blaze?

- No.

- Stadium fire.

14,000 people burned alive.

That was them.

They're monsters.

It's just a meeting.

- Well, I'm gonna go with you, then.

- Fine.

You better do it

in a public place.

I mean, I'm a maniac, but

those guys are psychopaths.

Why is this so good?!

Freeze frame.

I am Mia, and this is barold.

- What's up?

- What's up?

And we have never been

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Taran Killam

Taran Hourie Killam (born April 1, 1982) is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He is best known for his television work on shows such as The Amanda Show, Wild 'n Out, Mad TV, and Saturday Night Live. Killam is also known for his portrayal of a teen pop star in the 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie Stuck in the Suburbs. Killam performed the role of King George III in the Broadway production of Hamilton at the Richard Rodgers Theatre, ending his run on the evening of April 13, 2017. more…

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