Kill Buljo: The Movie Page #2

and good evening.

A crisis situation

has just occurred.

I am not referring to the fact that

Babylon Zoo is planning a comeback.

We have a crazy Lapp running around.

His name is Jompa Tormann.

We don't know if he's armed, -

- but he is considered

dangerous and extremely stupid.

Ok people, good luck.

- Look what the cat dragged in.

- Here is your coffee, Sid.

- Is it hot?

- Yes.

I asked for a f***ing

hot cup of coffee.

Maybe it a was hot.

Kato, bring me another cup

while you're out there.

Boris.

Boris.

If you call me Boris

one more time, -

- I'm gonna tear you a new a**hole.

- Boris means "hello" in Saami.

Peggy Mathilassi, I was sent from

Kautokeino to help you find Jompa.

A couple of ground rules, missy.

Here, we talk Norwegian.

I don't wanna hear another word

of that disgusting pig-Latin.

And two.

Here we act civilized.

That costume is not

gonna fly around here.

If I'm gonna help you find Jompa,

I demand to be treated with respect.

You're a Lapp, and a woman.

Where does respect

come in to play?

They're gone.

All of them.

They took everything from me.

Everybody I know

ripped away from me.

All I am left with, is two hands

and a bunch of questions.

Why did they do it?

Was it my fault?

Where are they now?

Who ordered it?

And why does my ass

hurt like hell?

All these questions

need an answer.

But one thing is certain.

I will have my revenge.

I had been comatose for months,

my body was in a terrible state.

I needed to get in shape.

And there was only one person

who could help me.

Mr. Handjob.

Wisloeff,

I'm standing right outside the pub.

You'll never guess who is sitting

at the bar pounding down booze.

No, not Ozzy Osbourne.

Jompa Tormann.

- Is this seat free?

- Hell yeah.

I know who you are,

and what you have done.

- She said she was over 16, I swear.

- What?

Forget it.

I am a police officer, you're wanted

for killing all your guests -

- at your engagement party.

- What a**hole suggested that?

- Don't spoil the atmosphere.

- I think you're innocent.

Of course I'm innocent.

Who would invite all his friends, -

- and then blow their heads off?

Do think I'm completely mad?

- Tell me what happened.

- Buljo and his men crashed the party-

- as Banana Airlines played.

They started shooting

at everyone and everything.

- Why would they do that?

- Have you ever heard Banana Airlines?

I don't know what it is about you,

Jompa, but I believe you.

Careful...

I've been hurt before.

Roll flashback.

I remember it

like it was yesterday.

We met at an AA meeting

in Lakselv.

And it was love at first sight.

God, we were happy.

How is it looking, Jompa?

It's getting there.

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