Kids Return Page #2

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but they might be better off

as comedians.

They're not talented enough.

Hello, everybody.

- The subject today--

- Is dreams.

- What's yours?

- A comedian.

That's old-fashioned.

- What about you?

- Me?

I-- Let's start again.

Hello, everybody.

- The subject today--

- Is dreams.

- What's yours?

- To be a comedian.

A comedian?

That's old-fashioned.

- What about you?

- A gag man.

I wanted to be a model

when I was a kid.

A fashion model?

- A plastic model.

- You're nuts.

But in high school, I decided

I wanted to be a baseball player.

Not an uncommon dream.

They all said I couldn't be

a professional. I didn't understand why.

You practiced every day,

I suppose.

Yes, Ping-Pong.

Laugh, you bastards.

You just didn't get it.

Go to Osaka and study.

Yes, sir.

This is an adult movies cinema.

You're still at school.

No, we're not.

You're wearing the school uniform.

Let's go.

- Mr. Takagi.

- Yes, sir?

How about a movie?

Good idea, Section Chief.

Two adults.

You boys were here a minute ago.

You're under age!

We're wearing suits.

It's school uniform!

My brother sent me

to get advanced tickets.

"Advanced tickets"?

We don't have such things.

If I return empty-handed,

my brother'll be mad at me.

How many tickets do you need?

Two.

You can have complimentary tickets.

Thank you very much.

Well, Mr. Takagi, shall we go?

Yes, sir.

How can this look like a suit?

It was just an idea.

You and your ideas!

I even drew a moustache.

It was dumb.

Excuse me.

Isn't Sachiko here today?

She went out,

and this is the busiest hour.

What do you want?

Want to be ripped off again?

- Are they the guys?

- Yes.

You bastard.

Let's go.

Come on. Get it out.

You must have something.

Jump!

You must have something.

Hurry up.

What are these?

Very rare movie tickets.

Who wants your damn movie tickets?

What's this?

It's a doll.

It's very precious to me.

Precious, huh?

Who cares about this lousy doll?

Here you are.

Thank you.

Sachiko.

Would you like to go

to the movies with me?

Nothing. Forget it.

I'm sorry.

People are getting mugged

by delinquents in back alleys.

Lots of delinquents around recently.

Have you ever been involved

in such a thing?

I took part several times.

- You mugged people?

- No, I got mugged!

You should have fought back.

- That's not very cool, is it?

- No, it isn't.

I know how to cope with it.

It's not cool,

but it's the only way.

Shinji!

Masaru!

He must be a boxer.

I'll get even with him.

Go ahead.

President.

He wants to join too.

Wait for me upstairs.

Young man.

If you want to join the gym,

fill out this form.

This is what he filled out.

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