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CASPER:

Sh*t.

TELLY:

(smiling)

Was up b*tch?

Casper looks at Telly smiling.

CASPER:

Oh sh*t what happened?

Casper is very excited. He stands up and pulls Telly's arm.

5.

TELLY:

What do you think?

CASPER:

You f***ed it?

Telly laughs and Casper jumps up and down.

CASPER (cont’d)

I knew you f***ed it! I sat out her

for like two hours! That girl was

like twelve, and you hit it up!

TELLY:

(pounding his chest)

Who am I? Who am I? The

mothafuckin' virgin surgeon.

They both start to laugh.

They move off the stairs and start walking down the sidewalk.

The two of them are walking down the street, obvious to

everything but themselves talking.

CASPER:

Well, how was it?

TELLY:

Oh my god, so good. That girl can

f***.

CASPER:

She can f***?

TELLY:

Hell yeah. That b*tch was bleeding.

When I first put it in she screamed

real loud. I saw her bite down on

the pillow.

CASPER:

Oh sh*t. How long did it take?

TELLY:

Did what take?

CASPER:

How long did you f*** her?

They cross the street, paying no attention to speeding cars.

Casper is listening to every word that Telly says. Casper

seems much happier than Telly. Telly is laid-back. Casper is

hyper as he jumps up and down and claws Telly's arm.

6.

TELLY:

Well it took me longer than I

thought it would take. It took like

15 minutes to talk her into it. But

once it was on, we f***ed for a

good half an hour. I had to keep

taking it out and putting it back

in. It hurts the first time.

CASPER:

Yeah.

TELLY:

But then when she got into it. She

really got into it. It was good.

CASPER:

How did she smell? Did her puss

stink?

Telly puts his four fingers together and then puts his hand

in front of Caper's nose.

TELLY:

Take a whiff.

Casper takes a huge whiff, the snot in his nose makes a loud

sound as he smells Telly's fingers.

CASPER:

Oh man, it smells like

butterscotch.

TELLY:

Hell's yeah. She was so clean.

CASPER:

Oh man, that's the best.

TELLY:

You could tell she took care of

herself. She had all these powders

and creams in her bathroom.

CASPER:

Let me smell it again.

Telly lifts his fingers once again, as Casper breathes in the

odor.

.

CASPER (cont’d)

That's why virgins are the best. I

love that smell.

7.

As they walk down the street, joggers, men in business suits

with briefcases, ambulances, and women with baby carriages

all pass by.

TELLY:

You know what else?

CASPER:

What?

TELLY:

I can tell that she had just

entered puberty.

CASPER:

How?

TELLY:

Well, I was flipping through a

picture book of her and her family,

right.

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