Kicks Page #2

Your mama got 'em for you?

I bought 'em.

Nigga, please.

The "Bred" Air Jordan 1's?

Yeah.

Nigga, are these f***ing originals?

Yeah.

Man, they, like, a

grand on the Internet.

How you get them? Hold on, hold

on, hold on. Look, look, look.

I swear to God, I bought 'em.

Like, for real, I did.

Listen, I was walking home when

I saw Crazy Daryl on 23rd.

So, I'm like,

"Yo, Daryl."

And then, he like,

"What up, my nigga?"

So, you know I'm talking to...

No, he didn't.

Man, anyway... I'm

like, "What you got?"

And then, he, like, "Hey, blood,

check this out right here.

"Nigga, you ain't gon' find

this sh*t anywhere else.

This sh*t cost more

than your whole life."

When I seen them re releases

looking sweet,

I had to cop 'em.

So I'm, like, "How much?"

This nigga, like, "$200, bro."

So, Hum to walk away knowing

this nigga playing me and sh*t.

Then he's, like,

"Wait, nah, I meant $150."

And I'm like, "Yeah, nigga. That's

more like it!" (ALL CHUCKLE)

And I was, like, "Peace."

That's how I got 'em.

RICO:
Whatever, nigga. Your dick

get bigger, too, or something?

ALBERT:
Bro, leave

his dick out of this.

I'm just saying, man.

Your feet got bigger...

Did your dick

finally get longer?

BRANDON:
Why you love

my dick so much, man?

(SCOFFS) Got 'em.

This li'l nigga

was born tonight.

LILA:
I'ma tell auntie

on your fat ass.

Ridin' that bike over there like Mr.

Kool-Aid-on-a-bike and sh*t.

Somebody call

Captain Save-a-ho!

Dumbass lookin' nigga.

I need to get me some of them

shoes, though, on the cool.

Hey, B. Come play

with me, nigga.

Nah, I don't wanna

f*** up my shoes.

Nigga, they're called Jordans for a reason.

He plays basketball.

Stupid ass.

ALEXA:
Who's your friend?

RICO:
Who?

Fat Albert?

No, not Fat Albert.

Who's that?

Little B?

Yeah.

Hey, Brandon!

Get your ass over here, man.

Go talk to him.

(CHUCKLES)

No, not you.

Where'd you get your shoes?

This place.

ALEXA:
I like them.

Want some?

Yeah.

Um, we're gonna go smoke and

drink in Jamica's garage later,

and probably go see a movie.

You should come.

I don't know.

Probably busy.

"Probably busy"?

What you mean?

Can I have my drink back?

No.

You gotta say you're coming,

and you have to mean it.

All right, well, I'm coming.

You gotta mean it.

I promise. Can I have it back now?

You gotta promise.

I promise.

Okay.

You better come.

You gonna put it

in her booty hole?

Brandon's gonna

get his first blow J!

(LAUGHS)

What?

Hey, you sure you don't wanna come

over and play some video games?

Watch this porn I downloaded?

Nah, I'm straight.

Come on, man.

They fart in each other's

mouths, and they like it.

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