Kicking and Screaming Page #2
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- Year:
- 1995
- 96 min
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- Monkeys.
- For all of our sakes, I hope nobody gets this.
- Monkey Shines. Monkey Trouble.
- In a few hours I'm gonna lose all identity.
- King Kong. The other King Kong.
- Eight hours ago I was Max Belmont, English major, college senior.
- La Femme "Monkita. "
- Now I am Max Belmont who does nothing.
- Man, Boy and Monkeys.
What are you talking about?
- Monkeys, Monkeys, Ted and Alice.
- What do I do? I do nothing.
- All my accomplishments are in the past.
- Monkeys -
Okay. Monkeys is a stupid subject.
- Yeah. Monkeys is a stupid - a stupid subject.
- Yeah.
How about name me
six empiricist philosophers.
- Okay. Hume.
- Ding! Ding! Uh -
- Hume.
- For Christ's sake, can it, Skippy.
- All the other ones.
- How about worst-case scenarios after graduation?
- Ding. Heart attack.
- Ding.
Live in Milwaukee.
- Live in Milwaukee.
- Forget everything you learned.
I didn't learn enough in the first place to forget,
and, honey, you did not ding in...
and this is definitely not for juniors.
I'm sorry.
I was completely out of line there.
Ding. Forget everything you learned.
- Really, Skippy.
- John Grisham's The Monkey.
Um, Monkeys, Monkeys, Ted and Alice.
Carnal Monkeys.
Prague. You'll come back a bug.
with my choice of Prague over Brooklyn.
I - I quit.
- What do you mean you quit? You quit?
- I quit.
I see. First you only smoke after meals,
then just once or twice a day...
and now all of a sudden you're quitting.
You could come with me, you know.
What's for me in Prague?
Places Kafka lived.
Me.
So all of a sudden
you just stopped smoking?
Meanwhile I'm up to
two f***ing packs a day.
Twenty years I make it
through all that peer pressure.
- Suddenly, my senior year, you get me addicted.
- Because you smoke now, I should too?
No. But what you did was snea -
I told you I was quitting.
You didn't pay any attention.
You're a foul-weather friend, Grover. You're
not interested in me unless I'm suffering like you.
You're like a child sometimes.
Yeah, but if I was a child,
you'd find that endearing.
Hey, Jane! Prague! Whoo!
Yeah, I'll "whoo" you.
I don't know what else to say.
Do you have anything you'd like to add?
Josselyn. Hi!
Fine.
- Chet. Chet. My man.
- Louis! My friend!
Louis! Oh, Louis!
Tell me. Did you graduate
accidentally or on purpose?
- I'm gonna miss you, man.
- Oh, I'm gonna miss you, my friend.
- I love you.
- Louis, I love you too.
- Okay, Louis. I've gotta go now. Bye-bye.
- Okay.
So how does that work?
Do I - Do I have to start
paying back my loan, like, tomorrow?
I'm gonna go look for pot.
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