Kickin It Old Skool Page #2

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And since I've been doin' your chores

for about 20 years...

why don't you give

your old man a rest?

Can I wait until

my arms and legs work?

Well, your-your arms and legs

aren't gonna work all by themselves.

Son, you've got to

work them until they work.

- Mow the lawn, paint the fence.

- Sand the floor?

Dad, is this like Mr. Miyagi telling

Daniel-san to do household chores...

but he's really teaching him karate?

- No.

- Why are we holding hands? I don't-

- Because you'll get-

- I don't want to hold hands. Ow.

- What happened to the mall?

- Nothing.

Business is- it's booming.

- What?

- Just checking. Okay.

I gotta go to the bank.

Why don't you go to the toy store?

Darth Maul?

Jar Jar Binks?

Who are these gay birds?

They're not from Star Wars.

Hey.

- What do you like to play with?

- Huh?

- What's your favorite toy?

- Well, I like Tamagotchi. It's like a little pet.

- Is it like a Chia Pet?

- What's a Chia Pet?

Oh! You know what I got at my house?

I got a Slip 'n Slide.

You know what? You should come over sometime.

We could Slip 'n Slide together.

We have potential trouble

in Glazer's Toys.

Or we could play army. I could play the sergeant.

You could be the lieutenant.

You and I can get in a trench together.

I can get in your foxhole.

Or you can get in my foxhole.

You and me could play cops and robbers.

I could be the cop.

You could be the robber. I could be like,

"You're goin' downtown." Hey.

- No, no.

- Yeah. Come on.

- Don't make me pull out my nightstick.

- Happy camper in Glazer's Toys!

I repeat. We have a happy camper

in Glazer's Toys!

You can come over my house

and sleep over if you want.

You like those foxholes?

Here's a little foxhole.

It's just so damn cute.

I- I don't like- I don't like cute things.

I like boy things!

- Know what they do to b*tches

like you up in prison, huh?

- I'm not a b*tch.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stop, stop, stop. Let him go.

Justin?

Darnell?

- What was up with those guys?

- Uh, well, they thought you like little boys.

Of course I like little boys.

No, no. Like, they thought

you like little boys.

- Oh, my God. That's so gnarly.

- Mm-hmm.

Ew. Ew.

- You want some chew?

- Nah. Go ahead, man.

You hit your head real hard, huh?

You should come over my house.

I'm hookin' up my Atari.

It's gonna be awesome.

Man, I miss you, dog. I miss you.

You my nigga!

Darnell, that's a bad word.

B*tch, it's 2006!

You been sleepin' too long.

After N.W.A. came out,

everybody's been sayin' it.

- What-What's N.W.A.?

- Uh, Niggaz With Att-

Look, don't worry about it.

It's like "my buddy," or "my friend."

I'm sorry, Darnell.

- I was in a coma.

- Yeah, you were.

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