Kick-ass Page #2

Synopsis: Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming. However, one day he makes the simple decision to become a super-hero even though he has no powers or training.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Matthew Vaughn
Production: Lionsgate
  19 wins & 61 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
66
Rotten Tomatoes:
75%
R
Year:
2010
117 min
$20,000,000
Website
4,178 Views


P*ssy Patrol!

Phones. Money.

Dude, not again

Come on

Phone. I don't have one!

Somebody else jacked it last week!

P*ssy

Gimme the bag

Its just comics.

Yo! You wanna get cut?

Look at this a**hole, just watching

Come on, be honest with yourself

would you do anything differently

We see someone in trouble

and we wish we can help

But we don't

The world I lived in,

heroes only exist in comic books

But I guess that would have been OK, if bad guys were make believe too.

But they are not

Frankie. I'm telling you man. I swear I'm not making this up.

This f***ing guy... Comes outta nowhere

kicks our asses and steals all the coke

This would be the guy that looks

like Batman.

I didn't say he looked like Batman.

You did Tre. You said the the guy looked like Batman

And you said like a mask and

stuff and a cape? Yeah like Batman.

I didn't say like Batman -

I never said Batman-

OK:

Let me tell you the problem I

got with that, Tre.

Our mole with the

Russians tells things a little different.

according to him, you've sold him my coke

and you took the money

That's a f***ing lie!

I can't believe that you would believe this sh*t from

a f***ing Russian, man.

Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely?

That you're a greedy little cocksucker,

Or that all my coke was stolen by Superman?

Batman.

I never said Batman!

Enough

My son is waitin' out there in the car

to go to the movies.

And I aint gonna to disappoint him

Joe, you're in charge

Thanks

- That's gotta be the worst f***in' excuse I ever heard, Tre.

(Screaming)

Sorry you had to wait, buddy.

The movie is starting in 10 minutes

It's O.K. We're cool.

We're only gonna miss the trailers.

Yeah, but I wanted to,

get some popcorn.

When we get in there, get Chris some

popcorn.

Okay?

What do you wanna drink, wanna Pepsi?

Yeah, that's fine

Get him a Pepsi

and I'll have an Icee.

Mixed

Like, when they mix the red one and the blue one?

(gun shot in background)

And a pack of Twizzlers.

The comic-books had it wrong.

It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic

rays or a power ring to make a superhero.

...Just the perfect combination of

optimism and naivety.

You are f***ing awesome.

C'mon

Daddy? I'm scared.

C'mon Mindy, honey.

Be a big girl now.

There's nothin' to be afraid of.

Is it gonna hurt bad?

Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.

A handgun bullet travels at... more than?

So at close range like this, the force is gonna take

you off your feet, for sure.

But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.

I hate getting punched in the

chest.

You're gonna be fine, baby doll.

How was that?

Not so bad.

Kinda fun, huh?

Now you know how it feels,

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Jane Goldman

Jane Loretta Anne Goldman (born 11 June 1970) is an English screenwriter, author and producer. She is mostly known for co-writing, with Matthew Vaughn, the screenplays of Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), X-Men: First Class (2011), Kick-Ass (2010) and Stardust (2007). Both met high critical praise for their partnership works. The Woman in Black (2012) is the first solo screenplay by Goldman. She is also known for writing the books Dreamworld (2000) and The X-Files Book of the Unexplained (1997), and presenting her own paranormal TV series, Jane Goldman Investigates, on the channel Living, between 2003 and 2004. more…

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