Kick-ass Page #2
P*ssy Patrol!
Phones. Money.
Dude, not again
Come on
Phone. I don't have one!
Somebody else jacked it last week!
P*ssy
Gimme the bag
Its just comics.
Yo! You wanna get cut?
Look at this a**hole, just watching
Come on, be honest with yourself
would you do anything differently
We see someone in trouble
and we wish we can help
But we don't
heroes only exist in comic books
But I guess that would have been OK, if bad guys were make believe too.
But they are not
Frankie. I'm telling you man. I swear I'm not making this up.
This f***ing guy... Comes outta nowhere
kicks our asses and steals all the coke
This would be the guy that looks
like Batman.
I didn't say he looked like Batman.
You did Tre. You said the the guy looked like Batman
And you said like a mask and
stuff and a cape? Yeah like Batman.
I didn't say like Batman -
I never said Batman-
OK:
Let me tell you the problem I
got with that, Tre.
Our mole with the
Russians tells things a little different.
according to him, you've sold him my coke
and you took the money
That's a f***ing lie!
I can't believe that you would believe this sh*t from
a f***ing Russian, man.
Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely?
That you're a greedy little cocksucker,
Or that all my coke was stolen by Superman?
Batman.
I never said Batman!
Enough
My son is waitin' out there in the car
to go to the movies.
And I aint gonna to disappoint him
Joe, you're in charge
Thanks
- That's gotta be the worst f***in' excuse I ever heard, Tre.
(Screaming)
Sorry you had to wait, buddy.
The movie is starting in 10 minutes
It's O.K. We're cool.
We're only gonna miss the trailers.
Yeah, but I wanted to,
get some popcorn.
When we get in there, get Chris some
popcorn.
Okay?
What do you wanna drink, wanna Pepsi?
Yeah, that's fine
Get him a Pepsi
and I'll have an Icee.
Mixed
Like, when they mix the red one and the blue one?
(gun shot in background)
And a pack of Twizzlers.
The comic-books had it wrong.
It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic
rays or a power ring to make a superhero.
...Just the perfect combination of
optimism and naivety.
You are f***ing awesome.
C'mon
Daddy? I'm scared.
C'mon Mindy, honey.
Be a big girl now.
There's nothin' to be afraid of.
Is it gonna hurt bad?
Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.
A handgun bullet travels at... more than?
So at close range like this, the force is gonna take
you off your feet, for sure.
But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
chest.
You're gonna be fine, baby doll.
How was that?
Not so bad.
Kinda fun, huh?
Now you know how it feels,
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