Ki and Ka


She was an artist...

Was she a singer, dancer,



- What?

- She was a housewife.

And than? And than?

And than? And than?

Today's episode...

same time, same place?

The shock has given me

severe acidity...

Can't drink tonight.

Ma' am.

What's this?

Dont know.

Came by courier.

Dig one'?


It's not the alcohol...

it's the curiosity that's

causing the acidity.

Housewives are the

world's greatest artists.

- What's there to be curious'?

- It's not that...

I'm just curious to know

why an INM(B) topper,

instead of taking his

dad's business forward...

dreams to he a housewife

like his mom?

How do you know I'm

from INM(B)'?


It's a small world you know.

But my Facebook page hasn't

been active for ages.

I saw you:
picture on a

Facebook friend's page.


- Neha.

- Dhupia?


Forget about yesterday...

Yesterday is old news...

I didn't see any

suggestive pictures.

It was tagged,

"Me and my genius topper friend".

So I assumed you guys

were batch mates.

But now I'm 011110115...

Before more curiousity

gives you more acidity...


How do you know I

like this pasta?

tresses, long and

thick like spaghetti...

Eyes, black like olives...


eyes not so black...

Nose pointed like

baby corn.

Cheeks flushed like

cherry tomatoes.

Lips made of sliced

bell pepper.

A spicy tongue like


You are a full on pasta dish.

You're not going to eat

stuffed Indian bread.

Wow Kabir!

I'm floored.

No one has ever seen me

as a vegetable shop!

So romantic.

How can anyone be

romantic with you'?

You Want to arrive fast...

eat fast, talk fast, listen fast...

move ahead fast...


happens in slow motion.

Now did you feel something?


But somethings fishy.

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R. Balki

R. Balakrishnan (Tamil: பாலகிருஷ்ணன்), popularly known as R. Balki, is an Indian filmmaker, screenwriter and former Group Chairman of the advertising agency Lowe Lintas (India). He is best known for directing Cheeni Kum (2007), Paa (2009) and Pad Man (film) (2018). more…

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