Khali the Killer Page #3

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Where's your car?

It was stolen.

And you wanna borrow my car

My Grandma she's missing.

I think she wandered off.

Let me get my keys I'll be back.

Come on.

-Hey chief.

-Hey, what's up Walter?

-These darn labels

-Cori, hurry up!

She probably can't find her keys.

I can't find my keys.

I don't know why she doesn't use

the key caddy that I made her.

See that thing.

All you gotta do is you come in,

hang the keys right by the door

...you never have that problem.

-Cori did you find them?

Perfect. So uh,

so how's work going Khali?

-Yeah, I mean uhcan't complain.

-Yeah?

Yeah.

-Yeah I hear you.

-Cori!

You know I've been on my

job for eight year now?

Over eight years working

for the city.

It's a pretty good job.

I can't complain, I mean it's

not the best pay but

Hey whatever pays the bills, right?

Or the child support payments.

Hey come on buddy

I'm just joshing you.

-You ready?

-Yeah let's go.

-We'll be back.

-Alright.

-Has she done this before?

-No she hasn't done this before.

Ding dang dong.

You're so good baby.

You're not supposed

to call her that.

What? Good?

Why, what's wrong with good?

Tori is inherently good.

Her goodness has nothing to

do with the way she behaves.

It has something to do

with it right?

Just like you shouldn't

call her bad.

And tell her, her behavior

is rude or disruptive.

But that doesn't mean she's bad.

It just means that she

did a bad thing.

Wait, wait, wait hold on.

No that's not her.

Grand mommy!

Grand mommy! Mommy.

Right there! There she is,

there she is! Stop, stop, stop!

Hi!

Grandma thoughts he was

chasing her parakeet Pedro...

...that died 20 years ago.

Good thing I could f..g swim.

Grandma!

-Hey.

-Yeah?

You f..g pervert!

How dare you watch my

boy out there skating around!

You have two seconds.

Two f..g seconds to get the...

...f..k out of here before

I call the cops.

You piece of f..g s..t!

Declined.

Hey bud.

Is Cori home?

No, she's not actually. She went

out to take Tori to karate lessons.

Look Walter, I need to borrow $50.

I'm sorry?

I need to borrow $50.

You want to borrow $50?

Um.

What the heck.

What the heck.

You're good for it right?

-What's this for?

-Your I.O.U. silly.

All right turn around

I gotta right it out.

Cant do this without an I.O.U.

I Khali...

...owe Walter.

$50.

All right Khali, here I'll give you

a copy of one of these.

-You need some help?

-Aye I'm trying to do croak-y.

Help me with the croak-y.

I can't get it.

-Croak- y?

-Croak- y. you know.

-Karaoke.

-That's what I said.

Uh. okay.

Come on. Come on.

-No, no, no.

-Come on you're gonna sing with me.

Okay now.

I don't even know what

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