Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Page #2
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I was mad 'cause I didn't know
how to explain why I was mad.
You don't close your eyes till
to shut everything down.
I got a lot of fears, man.
I got a lot of fears
as a parent.
Let me tell you guys
one of my biggest fears.
That's a fear.
Keep in mind I'm not homophobic.
I have nothing against
gay people. Be happy,
do what you wanna do.
But me being
a heterosexual male,
But me being
a heterosexual male,
if I can prevent my son
from being gay, I will.
Now with that being said,
I don't know
if I handled my son's
first gay moment correctly.
Every kid has a gay moment.
Okay? Every kid.
But when it happens,
you've got to nip it
in the bud.
You got to stop it right then.
"Hey, stop! That's gay!"
It's quick.
"No!"
I don't know if I handled
my son's situation right.
Okay? He's at
a birthday party, right?
My son's at a birthday party,
he's playing.
My son's at a birthday party,
he's playing.
You know when kids play,
they just play.
You don't know what
they're doing but they're
having a good time.
They're just doing
a bunch of stuff, right?
They're moving around.
I said, "okay, he's good."
I finished talking,
I turn back around to
check on my son again,
a little boy was grinding
on my son's ass.
He was like this.
I didn't know what to do.
I panicked.
I knocked them both down.
"Hey, what's going on here?
What kind of party is this?
Huh? What kind
of party is this?
What's going on here?"
This lady came out.
She was like,
"what are you doing?
They're kids, let them play."
She was like,
"what are you doing?
They're kids, let them play."
I said, "you show me another
kid getting f***ed in the ass
and I'll calm down."
My son had on corduroys.
That's why I had attitude.
I didn't see it,
I heard it.
All I heard was...
Brr brr brr.
"What the? Who the hell
is playing with cards?
What is that?
They're too young
for spades here."
The thing
that pissed me off--
Here's what
pissed me off, man.
when it happened.
when it happened.
I should have dropped
the wing and ran over there,
but I licked
my fingers first.
I didn't mean it.
I said, "hey!
Boy!"
The black in me came out.
There's a lot of pressure
dealing with kids, man.
But I'm learning.
Here's one thing I've learned.
Here's why my patience
is getting better.
I'VE REALIZED THIS:
My kids are gonna
make mistakes.
The reason why--
When I was a kid
I made mistakes.
I did a lot
My blood's in them.
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