Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain Page #2

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It's gonna be 30,000 people

at the Garden, my nigga.

There's 30,000 goddamn people

at the Garden?

Well, didn't nobody tell me that.

I'm out, I'm out. Right now.

I'm going. I'm about to leave.

To the Garden.

Phew!

Relax. Breathe, Kevin, you are fine.

You're ready for this. Okay? It's time!

It's time that you explained this sh*t.

Is it true you don't f*** with

dark-skinned b*tches no more?

Why would I not like dark-skinned girls?

I don't even know where that came from.

I'm friends with so many

dark-skinned girls. So many.

My daughter's dark-skinned!

I love my daughter.

So I guess I don't love my daughter?

Boy, I will tell you.

I heard his little ass

don't even talk to his ex-wife no more.

Okay, me and my ex-wife are friends!

What are you talking about?

"The divorce, did Kevin change?"

"Oh, he Hollywood now.

"Kevin Hollywood now,

'cause he got a divorce."

Please. We're friends.

We're applicable. We're applicable.

I hope I said that word right,

'cause I don't even know.

But we are.

That's the best thing about

being a comedian, I can address it.

I can talk about it my damn self/

Hey, look!

It's that hysterical comedian,

Kevin Hart.

Yeah, well...

There ain't no way to explain that.

That's just...

It's a bad day.

Old LAB-ass nigga.

Okay, okay, now that's enough...

Local-ass b*tch.

I'm not gonna tolerate that.

Not after what I've been through this year.

You're not gonna call me

no LAB, no "local-ass b*tch."

You know why?

I traveled the world doing comedy, people.

I did!

You know what, I don't like the

fact that I'm telling you this.

I would much rather show you.

Look for yourself, people.

This is my second time coming back here,

and you guys have shown me

nothing but love.

Amazing. Absolutely amazing/

Awesome.

Kevin Hart is the funniest man alive.

You ain't got no daddy

Thank you for the love.

Thank you for the support.

We totally love him. Keep coming!

It was amazing/

I love Kevin.

I f***ing love you, Toronto!

Thank you!

The show was awesome!/

It was great.

We love you, Kevin Hart!

I feel such genuine...

You have no idea how much

I love and appreciate y'all

for the f***ing support that

you guys have given me.

You about to sh*t, ain't you?/

No, no. Ain't no shitting on the bus.

It is if it's shitting on a good bus/

No shitting on a bus.

Downstairs?/

No, ain't no shitting on the bus at all.

I'm calling a team meeting right now.

No shitting.

No shitting on the bus, dude.

I can't, man! I sh*t at

least seven times a day.

When they gotta sh*t,

we'll pull over and go to...

So we can pull over?/

Yeah.

Yeah. We ain't telling

you to sh*t on yourself!

Well, I will.

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