Kevin Hart: What Now? Page #2

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bet, check, fold...

Well aware of

the poker rules,

Mr. Cheadle.

You should f***ing

do something.

Can I have

a second, please?

Go ahead.

Where's it at?

Who's it on?

It's on you. So you

can check, bet, or fold.

Pick one

and f***ing do it.

I see what's going on here.

Gentlemen, I would

like to introduce you

to a case of

"I don't have enough

money to call a bet."

(CHUCKLES) I can afford

the next hand.

Obviously,

I'm sitting here

with chips.

She got money,

this motherf***er

got money.

Everybody got money, Kevin.

It's that you're irritating

the f*** out of me

'cause you're

not doing anything.

What happened, Don?

Daddy's tank ran dry?

What are you

talking about?

Chickens ain't clucking?

Cows ain't mooing?

Have you lost your

f***ing mind, Kevin?

Oh, I know what it is.

There's been a vacancy

at Hotel Rwanda.

Ain't nobody

booking them suites.

Are you talking

about a movie now, Kevin?

KEVIN:
You know

what you're mad at?

'Cause you looked at your hand

and there's nothing

but a House of Lies.

You're referring

to the show?

That was a good one.

No, most people

say House of Cards

and they mean House of Lies.

I didn't.

No, you did that good.

Now f***ing bet!

(WHINING CHILDISHLY)

"My name's Don Cheadle

and I'm mad

because I'm not Iron Man.

"I'm the black Iron Man,

and I'm rusty."

Stop talking, man.

"I squeak when I go."

Take it easy.

(SQUEAKING)

All right, you're not making

f***ing sense, Kevin,

and I'ma punch

you in the face.

I'ma make all of

that bleed

if you don't goddamn well

do something right now!

Do something!

Raise.

Whoa! No, no, no,

I didn't raise.

That was obvious,

I made a mistake.

Don't!

Hey, you cannot

touch this pot, sir.

I'm f***ing touching the pot!

These are my chips!

Are you motherfuckers

in cahoots?

KEVIN:
I call.

I call that.

Oh, you call that?

You know what I call?

I call that.

You know what I call?

(SCREAMS)

What you doing?

Grab him!

Okay! Okay!

I'm gonna kill you, Kevin!

Get your ass up outta here.

Get up outta here!

I'll see you in

the parking lot, Kevin!

You motherf***er!

I'ma kill you!

I hate you!

(SLURPING)

(SNORTS)

Raise. $2 million.

Whoa.

(WHISPERING LOUDLY)

Go all in!

I'm all in. All of it.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

DEALER:
All in.

Call.

This hand is gettin'

kind of crazy.

DEALER:
Show

your hand, please.

Ouch.

DEALER:
Full house.

Aces for kings.

God.

That's over $5 million.

Mr. Hart.

I didn't know

he had that.

Hmm.

(KEVIN EXHALES)

Uh-oh. What's that?

Ace to five.

Straight flush.

"Straight flush."

What is it?

Straight flush.

"Straight flush."

Mr. Hart wins.

Whoo! Yes!

Uh-oh!

(GROWLS)

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