Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Page #3

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How dare you

ignore me!

What's this b*tch!

The f***!

I'm talking b*tch!

What are you doing!

Get her!

Hurry, fools!

You owe me the money!

Don't ignore me!

I'm sorry.

Please don't do this.

What!

This thing's real?

You crazy b*tch!

You can't

even sell her organs.

Where ya

gonna sell her to?

- She's a virgin, right?

- Sure thing, boss.

That's good.

The fools

f***in' her can deal

with her bleeding to death.

She'll die?

What the!

The hell!

What the?

Open up!

Hey!

You can't eat that...

Open up!

Who the f*** are you!

That girl's

gotta pay me first.

What the f***!

I don't hit people.

Then get hit and die,

f***er!

Hey! The car's moving!

Car coming!

My head!

- Kill him!

- Son of b*tch!

The car's rolling down!

FOOD VAN OF LOVE

What the heck?

- Inspector Park!

- Yes?

Come here.

Let's go.

Are you okay?

Doesn't it hurt?

Thank you

for helping me.

Pay up, b*tch.

You already took $5000.

Wasn't that the deal?

Still, pay up.

Do you like me

or something?

Crazy?

Then why keep following me!

I have absolutely

nothing!

I don't even have

a room to lie down

in this damn,

big world!

So, don't mess

with me anymore.

I'm about to lose it, too.

What the f***...

Ms. Joo Dong-hyun?

- Joo Dong-hyun?

- Yes?

I heard

you are a hemophiliac.

Shouldn't you go

to the hospital?

No, I'm fine.

Did you get hurt

anywhere?

No.

And Mr. Park Nam-soon...

But this says

Park Nam-jin.

That's my real name.

To put em in the slammer

for a while...

Damn,

they hit you bad.

That's at least 3 weeks of

medical treatment.

Go to the hospital,

first.

I'm not in any pain.

- You're not?

- No.

Hey!

Now I don't even have money

to take out the stuff to sell!

Who needs free sauna coupons,

I can't even go!

I have to live out

on the street now!

Really, I have nothing!

So, stop following me!

Hey!

Stop! You can't even get

$100 for this!

I gotta make a living!

You're no human, a**hole!

I got a room in my house.

$180 a month.

Sleep there

till you pay it off.

What?

I'm sick of chasing you

for petty cash! F***...

For real, sir?

Been deceived all your life?

I'm a black belt in Taekwondo.

The f*** I care.

When you're done paying,

scram!

Right...

Then...

I have some other stuff here.

Lots.

- Almost there.

- The hell?

- ls this it?

- Yes! Thank you.

Sign here, please.

Sign? Ah, sure.

Where are you going?

Don't ask

where I'm headed.

This isn't easy to ask.

Please,

don't get me wrong.

I don't think you do,

but just in case.

Do you like...

I don't feel anything.

Damn scrawny girl...

My name's

Joo Dong-hyun.

Living in the same house,

we should exchange names.

I know your name.

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