Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain

Synopsis: Experience the show that quickly became a national phenomenon, and get an up close and personal look at Kevin Hart back in Philly, where he began his journey to become one of the funniest comedians of all time. You will laugh 'til it hurts.
Director(s): Leslie Small, Tim Story
Production: Codeblack Entertainment
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
89 min

I'll go if you pay up.

$3500 principle plus

$5000 interest totals $9000.

I don't have it!

Pay up, bitch!


That's mine!

Why you!

Don't touch me!

Wanna die?

- Pay up!

- Let me go!

Pay up!

What's going on in my house!


Help me!

He's a loan shark!

Of all things...

Get him!

You! Move out!

But it's winter!

I can't!

I don't care!

If I bleed,

it'll be murder.


I don't want my dad in heaven

getting bad-mouthed.

That's why I'll pay.

But I got other places

to pay off, too.


No interest

divided by 42 months

equals $180 a month!

It's a deal.


Wanna die!

Think I pulled this shit

just for that?

You don't scare me

one bit.


You threaten

with self-injury,

but can't hit others.

The f*ck you talking about?

I face

over 100 people a day.

Think I can't tell?

And I'm taking off the pot

and stuff you broke before.

I'm back at 1 a.m.

on weekdays

and 7 a.m. on weekends.

If you come around then,

I'll have $180 ready

per month.

What the hell...

Why live like this

with a face like that?

Wash up and

you can live off

being a gigolo at least.

The hell...

Good job.


Cracked your head?

Was she pretty feisty?

She got a pimp or something?

I got $5000. It's over.


Who says?

Are you the boss?

If we bring this in,

What do we get?

She ain't got damn


I don't care!

Go away!


Never seen such a cruddy fool

in all my 70 years!

He came at dawn

and forced me

to give him

your $5000 deposit.

- That doesn't make sense!

- Why not!

He banged his head

and got blood all over!

What could I do!

I had no choice!

Why didn't you

call the cops?

The cops?

You think they protect shit

around here!

Cruddy damn bastard!

Boss says to charge

Joo Dong-hyun

interest for the remaining $400.

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Kevin Hart

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979) is an American comedian, TV host, and actor. Born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Hart began his career by winning several amateur comedy competitions at clubs throughout New England, culminating in his first real break in 2001 when he was cast by Judd Apatow for a recurring role on the TV series Undeclared. The series lasted only one season, but he soon landed other roles in films such as Paper Soldiers (2002), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Soul Plane (2004), In the Mix (2005), and Little Fockers (2010). Hart's comedic reputation continued to grow with the release of his first stand-up album, I'm a Grown Little Man (2008), and performances in the films Think Like a Man (2012), Grudge Match (2013), Ride Along (2014) and its sequel Ride Along 2 (2016), About Last Night (2014), Get Hard (2015), Central Intelligence (2016), The Secret Life of Pets (2016), Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He also released four more comedy albums, Seriously Funny in 2010, Laugh at My Pain in 2011, Let Me Explain in 2013, and What Now? in 2016. In 2015, Time Magazine named Hart one of the 100 most influential people in the world on the annual Time 100 list. He starred as himself in the lead role of Real Husbands of Hollywood. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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