Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Page #2

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What?

Obviously they want us

to squeeze out every penny.

Squeeze her like hell.

- Sh*t.

- Let me see.

FIERY HOT SAUNA,

JESUS SALVATION CHURCH

If you cup

your hand then hit...

It makes a bigger sound

with less impact.

When you hit with your fist...

The other guy moves first,

like this.

See?

But no matter how much

we practice beforehand...

It's like getting hit

for real.

Now, watch.

When you hit with wood...

See?

With something like this,

you just get hit for real.

Sh*t.

This guy's born with

a body hard as steel.

But see?

Most folks will die

from pain

and blood gushing

in the mouth.

So, the price is

different from the hitter

and the one getting hit.

How much

will you pay us?

Damn bastards.

Offering sh*t like that.

After our presentation and all.

F*** em!

Sh*t.

What do you think?

I'll do it.

What?

I just have to

get hit, right?

- Take care.

- Bye.

WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

Turning on fellow

store-owners

for more money.

You call yourselves human!

Then, sue us why don't ya!

The f***'s this?

Never seen him.

You the store-owners' rep?

Hey!

Son of a b*tch!

Look!

They're taking pictures!

F***!

They got cameras!

Let's go!

- Pull out!

- Let's go!

Good work.

Good work folks.

I'll see you all out

early tomorrow.

Are you okay?

Wait!

Taxi!

Sis...

Sis...

Pay up,

son of a b*tch.

$5000's a cheap deal for you.

That was everything I had!

I told you I'd pay

you back 180 a month!

Why'd you

take my deposit!

Get lost before I take

your organs and get $4000 more.

You're all talk.

And with a lisp at that!

What? You little...

I'm leaving

cuz I have to work.

Not cuz I'm scared.

I'll come at dawn

and keep bothering

you till

I get my deposit back.

Oooo, you scare me.

Don't even try

to run away.

Or you'll have to watch

your back for life!

Sh*t...

STORAGE:

Sh*t.

She coming or not?

Hey!

I was about to visit you

in the hospital.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Damn it...

Joo Dong-hyun's case...

Han-jin Credit Union case...

Let's just

collect that and stop.

My wife's loan shark

wants help

with evictions

instead of the money.

Says he'll pay, too.

So he ain't

a complete a**hole.

Sorry,

but can you help me?

Sure.

- Enjoy.

- Thanks.

Let's eat beef blood soup.

It's good for you.

Though you can't taste things,

get your nutrition.

Taking vitamins, right?

Eat before it gets cold.

IOU FOR JOO DONG-HYUN

This tastes bland.

- Leaving already?

- Yeah.

Go to a motel or something.

You'll get sick like that.

I'm going to

Myung-dong Market.

Chinese lunar holiday

starts today.

Take care!

- Bye.

- Ciao.

Leaving work early

on purpose?

F***.

I'm talking to you!

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