Keeping Up with the Joneses

Synopsis: A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Greg Mottola
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

Just text me. Or I'll text you.

Okay, we'll talk about it later.

Have a good one.

-All right.

-Hey, Sheila. Good morning.

Morning, Louise.

Morning, Sharon.

Hi, Jeff. Dr. Fisher called.

Yeah? What did he say?

He said, "Please tell Jeff to stop

texting me about indoor skydiving."

He's joking. He's a riot. Hey, Doug.

Hey, Sanjay.

Hey, Jeff. Can I use your computer?

I need to reorder my anti-depressants.

Of course. Mi computer, su computer.

Where are you? Whos that?

This is Jeff.

Jeff lets me use his computer because

security prohibits Internet upstairs.

And why does Jeff have Internet?

Because Jeff does unimportant work.

Human Resources.

Are we getting written up?

'Cause I emailed him last night

and apologized.

He said he was fine. And we have

-put this behind us.

-It's all fine.

I wouldn't be doing my job if we

didn't go over a couple of exercises.

So, grab a stress ball.


Okay, so, Margaret's gonna show us...

the meaning of trust.

-Hey, Sanjay?


Did I tell you that I ate at

a Indian restaurant the other night?

Yeah, I had to call

and make an Indian reservation.

Yang, tell Oren how he makes you feel.

Maybe you should just write us up.

That might be easier.

I once knew an Indian who drank

so much tea, he died in his "tea-pee."

That was a good one.

Okay, Margaret. Go ahead.


Yes, I do feel like you are jealous.

I can sense the resentment

every time I bring up

gravitational perturbations.

Is that bad? That sounds bad.

What is that? Is that like--

Gravitational perturbations?

That's a laugh!

Plus, what about my work?

I mentioned velocity vectors

one time...

New neighbors!

One time,

and you try to get me

bumped down to Dhameer's team?

You were supposed to calculate...

This is all because

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