Keeping Up with the Joneses Page #2
I hooked up with Sharada.
You what?
You hooked up with Sharada Ganjali?
I'll kill you!
Oren, this is no way
to settle a workplace dispute!
Sharon, call security!
Hiya, Jeff!
-Karen.
-Hey, honey!
Hey, darling.
Still spying on the neighbors?
Hi, there.
Hello.
You must be Jeff.
I'm Tim. This is my wife, Natalie.
We're the Joneses!
Nice to meet you, Jeff.
Nice to meet you guys.
That was a joke about spying--
It's a joke. I'd never spy on anyone.
We love humor.
Humor...
So, Natalie was just telling me that
she's a social media consultant.
Yeah. I also write a cooking blog.
I love blogs.
Yeah, and I work with a charity
for Sri Lankan orphans.
Those are my biggest passions.
Natalie's got a big heart.
Aw, thank you, baby.
Yeah...
-Why don't you tell them about--
-What?
She has passions too. Why don't you
tell them about the urinal?
No, honey!
-It's nothing.
-No, please. It sounds interesting.
I'm picking up a slight accent.
Is that Pittsburgh, maybe?
-She's from Greece.
-Oh, God.
No, but we've lived all over.
And now, it's finally time
to plant some roots. Right?
I can't tell you how excited we are
to be here on Maple Circle.
Such a lovely street.
It really is.
-Thank you.
-We love it.
It's fascinating. In other cultures,
they don't have anything like this.
No, they don't.
In Chinese, for example.
They don't even have a word
for a street like this.
What? For cul-de-sac?
No. No. I mean, they would say...
Which is, loosely,
-"happy place of heart and mind."
-Right.
But it doesn't really capture
the essence of it, right?
But it's cool coming
out of your mouth.
-Tim's a travel writer.
-Really?
-Wow! We love to travel.
-We do.
Yeah. We went to Epcot Center
last summer, was it? Yeah.
You can go to every country,
Perfect. That's what we like about it.
We went with the boys over there.
That's Patrick and Mikey.
Patrick's leaning
against the wheel.
He's just a real cuddler.
-They're beautiful.
-Adorable.
Mikey made this.
-Wow!
-What a talent!
-Speaking of which, we brought you...
-Yes, yes.
...a little something.
What?
-That's amazing! Really?
-Give me a break!
I made it myself.
You made it yourself?
Wow. Look at this.
-What is this?
-What is that?
A sculpture.
Tim blows his own glass.
Look at it in the light, honey.
It sort of--
-That's gorgeous. Look at that.
-Gorgeous.
-You made that?
-Yeah,
it's a hobby I picked up in Hungary.
Hungarian glass-blowing master, Yorgi.
-Thank you. I don't know what to say.
-You don't need to say anything.
Just put it right there
and use it as a conversation piece.
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