Katt Williams Live Page #3
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- 2006
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I know a nigga must have a warrant
he overlooked or something.
I'm expecting, at any moment,
for this to be a setup, and I find out
they have declared it
Katt Williams Day.
Now, that sounds beautiful,
but niggas were very vague.
They were very vague.
They didn't tell me what the f*** that means.
That mean a nigga can jaywalk?
What that mean?
That mean that weed is legal in my vehicle?
Have the laws on prostitution
been slightly relaxed for poor nigga?
Could that be the case?
They gave me the proclamation,
and let me just tell you something.
I know, y'all, this is Cincinnati.
I wasn't even supposed to do it here
because I know
that there is a boycott in Cincinnati,
but let me tell you something.
There are several types of niggas.
There are niggas
that are concerned with politics
and then there is street niggas.
Street niggas don't know nothing
about boycotts.
They don't know nothing
about what the opposite of boycott is.
Niggas know "Don't f*** with me.
I won't f*** with you. "
Can I get a witness?
That's how we handle business.
So,
I'm just here to remind niggas that we stress
entirely too much, black people.
I'm just saying,
you got to make up your own rules.
Your own rules.
F*** trying to keep up
with other motherfuckers.
That's our problem,
we be wanting to keep up.
Niggas be working real hard
to get $5000 worth of spinning rims
and pull right on up in an apartment complex
with them spinning rims.
You gonna have to get
some priorities eventually, now.
I'm gonna tell you something
about spinning rims
you might not have known.
From inside your car,
you can't even see them b*tches spin.
Can you believe that?
All that motherfucking money
and you gotta look at niggas on the bus stop
to verify your motherfucking rims.
You're just at the light, just...
Better get your life together.
Life is too short to be worried
about other motherfuckers.
F*** 20-inch rims.
Put $20 in your gas tank
one more time.
'Cause, uh,
I don't care who you are,
gas is entirely too f***ing high.
I don't care if you got millions,
gas is too high.
You are not supposed to be
at the gas station making life decisions.
You just at the pump, just,
"Nigga, did I eat today?
"Nigga, I ain't got but three cigarettes.
"I can't get no half a tank, nigga. "
Just saying life is too short.
You need to get you some white friends.
Get you some white friends.
You can learn a lot from white people.
First of all...
First of all, could we have
all the white people make some noise?
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