Katt Williams Live

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- Yes, this is the real Ohio players' society.

This is a secret pimp society.

I got to show America

how a pimp like this was created.

From Cincinnati.

You know him as Money Mike.

Give it up and welcome

the very funny Mr. Katt Williams!

Um,

before we get cracking,

I do have some complaints about Cincinnati.

Let's get this out the way

before a nigga gets started.

I been here three days. It's been all...

How the f*ck is you niggas

gonna have all the weather?

This is bullshit!

Seventy-two hours. It's been hot and mild,

rainy, cloudy, sleety, cold.

This is bullshit.

A pimp don't know what to wear

in this motherfucker.

I'm in the hotel lobby with a fur coat on,

some swim trunks, some Timberlands

and an umbrella,

because I don't know what may happen

in this raggedy bitch this evening.

Shit!

Yesterday it was 181 degrees.

Today it was 36. What the f*ck?

You can't pimp nobody

when it's 136 degrees.

As soon as you walk out,

"Bitch, where's my money?"

Pimp down! 10-32, bitch! Get the trunk!

I am a boy, Damon!

Got to love Cincinnati.

This is the ugliest,

nastiest,

dirtiest,

most beautiful place

in all of the United States of America.

Shit.

You can just be driving

in a nice neighborhood, just driving,

just look at the architecture,

and look at the clocks and the fountain and...

Oh, my God. And then three seconds later,

what the f*ck, nigga, is that?

Is that two crackheads

and a pit bull, nigga? What?

We didn't even turn a corner! Nigga, why?

Crackheads in Cincinnati be working hard.

See, people with a day job think

a crack salesman has an easy job.

They don't know this nigga

got to do five jobs.

This nigga got to be a salesman,

security, lookout,

gunman, all of that.

That's all his job.

Nigga just own the corner, just...

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