Katt Williams Live Page #2

Synopsis: Katt Williams's first Comedy Special filmed in Katt's hometown of Cincinnati Ohio.
Director(s): Alphonzo Wesson
Production: eOne Entertainment Distribution
 
IMDB:
7.0
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
86 min
302 Views


This is bullshit.

Got to love Cincinnati.

I hadn't been here in a minute.

I needed some clothes.

I asked the lady at the front desk,

"Which mall should I go to?"

She said, "Sir, there is a mall damn near

attached to the hotel. "

If this ain't the most rinky-dink mall

in all of the United States.

I almost went back

and smacked the sh*t out of her.

"Now, ma'am, you know it wasn't

nothing for niggas in there!"

Paintings and incense burners and sh*t.

Mall looked big from the outside,

looked big like it's five blocks long.

You get in that motherf***er

and find out it's built in a circle.

We just in the mall...

"Oh, nigga, this is nice. This is nice.

"I like this, nigga. This is nice.

"I like this, nigga.

Is that a Foot Locker, nigga?

"They got a Foot Locker? That's nice, nigga!

"They got two motherfucking Foot Lockers?

"This is the sh*t, nigga!

"They got three goddamn Foot Lockers!"

I f***ed around and bought

the same pair of shoes twice.

Y'all forgive me while a nigga takes a drink

and adjusts his electronic technicians.

You got haters here, too, though.

Oh...

Oh, you got some haters in Cincinnati, now.

All over the world there's haters.

You got to be careful,

'cause it's easy to become a hater.

See, most real niggas think

that haters are born.

Haters are made.

They start out just like us,

real niggas.

They want to do good so bad

that niggas no longer respect the grind,

the journey,

the struggle,

the sh*t you gotta do in between.

These niggas want to be ballers overnight.

I saw some sh*t in Cincinnati today

that hurt my spirit as a nigga.

And I hope that the nigga

I'm gonna talk about

is in this motherf***er tonight

so I can talk about his ass personally.

Y'all not gonna believe this sh*t.

I'm in the limo,

and in my peripheral...

I see some niggas looking confused.

That means out of a nigga's side vision,

out his side vision.

Nigga in the back thought it was a car.

"That nigga got a Peripheral?

"F*** a Phantom,

that nigga got a Peripheral.

"That ain't even

supposed to come out till 2006."

In my peripheral today...

That nigga still think it's a car.

"I don't believe him. It's a car.

"He don't want nobody to have it. "

I saw a nigga today...

I know y'all want to know.

I'm going to tell you.

I saw a nigga with spinner hubcaps.

What part of the game is this?

Them motherfuckers

didn't even spin on they own.

That nigga had to get out of the car

and spin them b*tches manually.

This is bullshit.

So,

I come to Cincinnati and I hear

that the Cincinnati government

want to honor a nigga.

Now, automatically, I am caught off guard,

for I know this must be

some sort of a government type of setup.

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Katt Williams

Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams (born September 2, 1971) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer, and voice actor. He had a role as Money Mike in Friday After Next, had a stint on Wild 'n Out, portrayed Bobby Shaw in My Wife and Kids, provided the voice of A Pimp Named Slickback in The Boondocks, Seamus in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, and portrayed Lord Have Mercy in Norbit. In 2008, he voiced himself in the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. more…

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