Katt Williams: Priceless: Afterlife Page #2

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no sh*t like that.

That changed

my motherfucking life.

I don't give a f***

what's going on.

It's your house.

Nothing is worse

than getting to your house

and your house

is not there anymore.

Your GPS keeps saying,

"You are here."

"Bullshit. I left

a house in this b*tch.

I remember that sh*t

specifically."

That's some f***ed-up sh*t.

How the f*** do that feel

for you to wake up

and your whole city be gone?

Like you done missed

the Rapture or some sh*t.

You just wake up to...

"Jesus, you couldn't

have woke a nigga up?"

It's f***ed up.

'Cause black people know

we ain't ready for that sh*t.

We just figured out

what to do

in case of eviction.

We just figured out

if the police show up,

act like they

on your side, just,

"Thank God

you showed up, Officer.

Could you hold

that microwave?

Thank you so much.

Kids, get on out of here

and let this officer

help us."

It don't matter,

though.

As America,

we too gangster.

We don't care.

America is

too motherfucking gangster.

And it don't take

a whole bunch of Americans

to represent America

neither.

It can be one white woman

in a field

by herself,

missing teeth...

and she can represent

America just fine.

They'll be

right in the field,

just, "Ma'am,

a tornado just came

and tore down

your whole city.

What are you going to do?"

"We going

to f***ing rebuild.

I was goddamn born here.

I'm going

to goddamn die here."

Some American sh*t.

Why is America that strong?

'Cause of all of us

that's in the room tonight.

Not because white people

are better

or Hispanics are better,

because blacks are better.

No, nobody.

We all are the same.

That's what...

That's what

makes us different

is that we the same.

That's why we different.

It's the reason

why we the same.

It's 'cause we different.

For white people,

I don't know how to explain it to you,

but for niggas,

same difference.

Just saying

we all need each other.

Life is already

too f***ed up as it is

for you to be

hating somebody

'cause of what the f***

they look like.

You don't have to do that.

You... no, no.

You could hate somebody

'cause they ain't sh*t.

See how that's

not racist at all?

"F*** you,

'cause you ain't sh*t."

That has no color

attached to it at all.

Reason I say that

is because if we really are

the greatest country

in the world,

then we need to decide

that we going

to get rid of racism

if possible in 2014

while we have

the opportunity.

Just saying we all

need each other.

The new racists don't

even hate on minorities.

They just hate

the ones they can beat.

That's why they ain't mad

at no big, swollen black

nigga with dreads and sh*t.

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