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but it's also a drama.
It can be about something!
"You people are sucking the life
out of American cinema."
"You people are sucking the life
out of American cinema"?!
Don't you think
he's got a point, though?
What?
Well... don't you ever think
that what we do is a bit...
crass, cold?
Darci, we find out
and we pass on their wisdom.
That's what we do.
Is that crass? Is that cold?
I don't think so.
We make peanut butter creamier.
We make cereal crunchier,
sitcoms funnier
boring movies shorter.
We made Smucker's get the seeds
out of their jam.
We did that.
If you ask me, we're heroes.
Guess it just goes
with the territory
that every once in a while
some pompous jerk
sticks his head out of his cave
and says,
"Hey, I like seeds in my jam.
"Without seeds, it's just jelly.
You people are sucking the life
out of my condiments."
You know what I say to him?
This is what I say
to him, Darci:
you...baby, you are one percent
of one percent.
Your opinion is irrelevant.
I went out with a visionary
like you for four years
and I had to pay his rent
because he couldn't stoop down
and get a job
like the rest of us?!
Kate, Kate, come on,
this is not about Stuart.
Yes, it is!
It is about Stuart.
It's about anybody
who can't face up to reality.
I don't care if it's crass
just give me the numbers,
give me the bottom line
give me the truth straight up,
no chaser.
Bart!
Wait!
Sh*t! Ow!
Oh, my God.
We must remember, Bart
that sometimes it is okay
Hello?
My Palm Pilot.
You still have it.
Kate, it's 1:
00 in the morning.And clearly you're awake,
so what is the infraction?
Look, Kate, I don't know
where your Palm Pilot is.
And I can't do this right now.
Not now. I'm expecting a call.
Oh, Bart.
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
She is not a happy person.
Goddamn it!
You know what, Stuart?
You know what? I'm...
Kate...
Stuart...?
Please. I've got
somebody here, okay?
I know. I saw her.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did!
It's a him, if that's
any kind of consolation to you.
So, look, now that you know
I'm not getting laid,
just go to bed, okay?
Nuh-uh, don't. Do not
hang up on me, Stuart.
Don't do that.
Kate, please.
I beg of you.
Something big is happening.
Something that validates
my entire life...
Something that validates
your entire life.
Are you sitting down?
Yes.
-No, you're not.
-Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Ye...
Okay.
I found it.
What did you find?
The portal.
A crack in the fabric of time.
It was over
the East River, Kate
just where I said it would be.
You found the portal?
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