Kajaki Page #2
- Year:
- 2014
- 182 Views
- Out of the west, Private Smith.
Er, yeah.
OK, I'm, er...
I'm dead. I'm a man.
I'm British. I've got a gay beard.
We think.
We think. I, er, killed a king
and I'm not Guy Fawkes.
Who didn't kill anyone.
For f***'s sake, Stu mate.
- F***er!
It's like watching a retard
trying to f*** a doorknob.
I thought you knew your f***ing history.
Just f***ing guess, will you,
before I slit my f***ing wrists.
Am I anything to do with King Arthur?
- No.
You got three guesses and then
it's five bines for mush.
This is a f***ing stitch-up.
- Ah, hey, rules is rules. Right, Stu?
When you're wounded and
left on Afghanistan's plains
and the women come out
to cut up what remains
just roll to your rifle
and blow out your brains...?
...and go to your God like a soldier.
For f***'s sake.
What you doing putting
this sh*t in your f***ing head?
Well, it's a bit of perspective, innit?
Perspective on what?
What a dour-faced bastard
Rudyard Kipling was?
You f***ing pricks.
GENERAL CHEERS:
It's Quasimodo and Wurzel Gummidge.
It's alright...
- What happened, Ken?
...you can get your own
f***ing sh*t tomorrow, OK?
Did you get the three-fifty chargers?
Uh, negative.
IMITATING PEARSON
For f***'s sake.
F*** off the two of youse.
- Prosser's got another unit.
Alright cock smokers?
- Yeah.
Here, how come it's always you
that gets the crap jobs then, Ken?
Ah, f*** off.
Crap hat, crap job.
Eh, you can f*** off too, Cromwell.
Faz.
Am I Oliver Cromwell?
- You're an idiot.
It doesn't count if someone
f***ing tells you, does it?
Rules is rules, Smudge, yeah. Five bines.
- You absolute knob.
Ma shot...
I swear to f***, Smudge, see if you make me
Jimmy f***ing Krankie one more time...
SONG OVER RADIO:
# I know where I'm going...
#... And I will stop at nothing
just to get what I want. It's the only way... #
Here, Smudge, watch this. Ready?
'pressive.
Ninja fingers, mate.
...weird.
- Mayo on sausage? You f***ing weirdo, mate.
It's sweet, mate. Mate, sausage,
cheese and mayo on a f***ing sandwich.
Swear to God, mate.
Don't look at me like that, I'm telling you.
Hurry up, man.
I'm f***ing starving.
NOISE OVER RADIO
There's a lot of f***ing about
down there, mush.
Oh. F***ing petrol station again, mate.
Here, go get Stu.
- Sure.
Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu. Wake up, mate.
Activity at the petrol station.
Come on, get your arse up.
Come on.
- F***ing hell. Alright, come on.
Bloody hell, Jar Head.
I was just getting to the good bit.
Right, what we looking at?
It's that f***ing petrol station again, mush.
They're persistent little bastards,
I'll give 'em that.
Right.
Kilo Two, this is Kilo Five, over.
WHITE NOISE:
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