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Stella, Thor

Mind if I join?

Whatcha major in, Stella?

Art

Oh really?

Cool

Yeah Cool

Are you gay, or whatever too?

Or just like...

Normal?

Hey, Messiah

Smith!

Got something for you

What is it?

Someone slipped it

Under my door this morning

You Are The Chosen Son

What does it say?

"The Chosen Son?"

What the crap's that supposed to mean?

I have no idea

Oh, hey dude

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

Trying to suck your own dick?

Bingo

I've been reading on the Internet

That if you do these

Flexibility exercises twice a day

You'll be able to give yourself

A blowj*b in 3 weeks

I'll email you the link

That's ok

- You sure?

It's a useful skill to have, y'know?

In case you hit a dry spell...

You ever taste your own cum?

Not a whole load, mind you?

But y'know if you

Shoot really hard and some gets

In your mouth by accident

Mine's not bad actually

Kinda vanilla-ish

- Really, can we change the subject?

Oh, bro!

What's it with you and your friend?

Who, Stella?

Yeah, the uptight dyke

Yeah I know she can be a little aloof

When you first meet her, but she's actually

Super hot

In a bitter, edgy les kinda way

You think I have any shot

At hitting that?

I just threw up a little

In my mouth

I know

Hello I'm obsessed with you

And you're into my vagitarian best friend?

It's like I told you

That guy's a toad

I've met plants

With better personalities

And what do you make of him

Trying to blow himself... this afternoon

He likes having a sword swallowed

Not exactly a revelation

So anyways The party tonight

You're going

Lorelei, this hot girl from my

Emotion Painting class invited me

Lorelei?

As in legendary siren luring

Helpless sailors to their doom?

Yeah I know

She's gorgeous and I need a wingman

So you're drafted

So that you can hook up

And ditch me after 5 seconds?

Basically

Nice hat by the way

Are we in Paris?

Well, it's about time a**hole

- I know

It's been awhile

I'm sorry, I've just been super busy

Don't worry bout it, hon

I work my ass off

Keeping a roof over your head

For the past 18 years

How's college life?

Oh, sh*t, sweetie

That's Australia on the other line

Can I ring you back in 15?

I'm going to a party with Stella I'll just

call you later this weekend or something

Sure you will

There she is

Lorelei!

That's her?

I know Effing hot, right?

Smith, Lorelei...

Lorelei... this is Smith

Have we met before?

No

I'm sorry, I...

Anyway...

Shall we hit the bar?

Definitely

Are you gonna be okay?

- Yeah I'll be fine

Just a minute

Can you hold on?

Can you hurry it up in there

I'm gonna piss like a banshee

Hello, are you giving birth

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