Kabluey Page #2

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I'm babysitting.

So, they had cereal for dinner?

No, no, that was just a snack.

- What did they eat for lunch?

- Sandwiches.

And breakfast?

What did you do all day?

Well, we played in their room

for a little while.

Lincoln, we have to put underpants on

if we are going to be in polite society.

I don't want to be hit on the shoulder.

And then I gave them a bath.

Hey kids. Just stay in the bath tub, all right?

I'm almost done!

Cameron? Lincoln?

Where are you?

Lincoln? Cameron? Lincoln! Wait a minute.

It is okay. You are okay. Come on.

Cameron? Where are you?

You are okay, Lincoln.

- You are okay. Where is Cameron?

- I'm drowned.

You are not drowned. You are still talking.

No towels. All right, let me get you a towel.

Hold on. Cameron?

Hey!

And then we went for a walk.

Cameron? Cameron, come here!

Come back here, Cameron.

Cameron! Cameron, come here!

And maybe we could go over stuff,

like you said you would leave in that note.

Because the note you left was fine.

Whatever.

But I couldn't really find much food

besides cereal.

Why didn't you just walk

to the grocery store?

Oh. Well I didn't know that I could.

I mean, I will.

I'm not against that.

I just didn't know it was an option.

- What is that?

- It is the mail.

- When did it come?

- Today. It is today's mail.

- This came today?

- Yeah.

This is from Noah. It is a letter from Noah.

Why didn't you page me?

But you said not to page...

Yeah, no. Yeah, of course.

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Sorry.

Come on, relax.

Let us go!

No, no!

I can't take you both in at once.

I'll come right back.

You are okay. It is okay. I will be right back.

Calm down, calm down.

Just relax. We will be right back.

Excuse me.

- What are you doing?

- Have you kidnapped these kids?

What? No, no, no.

Their father is my brother.

All right, whatever.

Because I'm just being safe.

You would be surprised how many people

bring juvenile hostages into grocery stores.

And then it is, "Hello! AMBER alert".

Sir, we can't have you tying your child up

outside the store. It looks very bad.

They are not his kids.

Apparently he is their uncle. Or so he says.

Please, just untie the child.

This is a family store.

Or go over to the Shopway.

Hold this. Cameron! Come back here.

Cameron, Cameron? Cameron?

All right, that is enough. Now let us go.

Now we are going home.

Hey! Hey! What? Stop it. Stop it.

- I hate you!

- Now Cameron, that is enough.

Now let us go. Come on.

I am going to kill you.

- This is not working.

- Yeah. Well, I tried...

Mommy, mommy,

look at this beautiful flower I drew for you.

That is nice Cameron, but I'm talking

to uncle Salman right now. Okay?

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