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It was not on, the mike.

Helsinki-Vantaa Airport

Time 15.35

What do you think if I go out

and get laid?

You could handle

the rest of the day alone.

Wishful thinking.

- Me getting out?

Getting laid.

Come on. The chicks go crazy

over air traffic controllers.

Especially after a few drinks.

Jesus the days here are long.

Long and boring.

Life after death

can't be any worse.

Not a pretty future.

Hello. Major Lamminparras.

I'd like to visit the flight deck.

Unfortunately, we can't...

- I know all that.

I have a long experience

in aviation.

Special air force duties.

Various tasks.

OK, Major. I'll ask the Captain.

- Very well.

Can't be any harm.

Five minutes.

This is a weird one.

- It's Easter. Good will time.

Ask him over.

- Let's hope he's not armed.

Yeah, see he doesn't carry a gun.

On Easter.

At least I'm going to have

my eggs colored.

Well...

The qualities of Caravelle

are unique.

Compared to Convair.

DC-9 gets pretty close.

You have a point there.

What's the airspeed?

Normal. 800 km per hour.

But she can climb high.

12,000 meters.

Are you an aviator?

From the Air Force?

That's what everyone thinks.

Major. From the Signal Corps.

I see.

Can you fly a plane like

this single-handed?

It's time to get back

and fasten the seat belt.

Just a moment.

Major, you really have to

go back to your seat.

The game is over now.

The beauty queens of today,

they're so skinny.

Just look at her. You'd find

prettier ones in any bar.

Men, I mean.

- But this Armi, she's hot.

Danny. He's the real talent.

Just a dirty old man.

My wife looks as pretty as Armi.

No way!

- Just take a look.

I've seen her.

Give me a break.

She hardly looks like a woman.

Helsinki tower, Finnair 405.

Helsinki tower, Finnair 405.

We've been hijacked.

What now?

Don't have a clue.

It must be a joke.

- I don't think so.

Let's see if the manual has

any operating procedures. Step aside!

What the hell is going on?

It's the Russkies!

They're coming now.

No entry!

God damn, stop the kicking.

God damn it!

Are you the one kicking the door?

Don't stare at me. Get out of here!

I'm in charge here now.

Get the hell out!

Go and serve some f***ing drinks.

Bloody women...

You just fly the f***ing plane.

Something is not right.

Did you see how they smile?

What?

- They were smiling.

The stewardesses.

Just like in a parody.

Help! Help me!

Another brave Finn.

Help!

Must be from the Hicksville.

Lieutenant Merivaara.

Today?

You mean now?

Roger that.

Ranin!

Well...

Something has happened.

How do we deploy the SWAT team?

- On Easter?

How much fuel

do we have left?

1500 kilos.

Is that a lot?

- Less than one hour flight time.

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