Kaalakaandi Page #2

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Yes?

- Swelled up like this!

Angad, how's the fit?

Just a minute, Mom!

Hello?

Hello..

Yes? - Angad?

Yes?

- It's me.

Hey..

Who?

- You didn't recognize me?

I can't believe it.

No, I'm sorry, but..

Just..

Just keep talking, I will.

What should I say?

You know, anything.

Should I read something?

Let me read something.

Sure.

Turn your love life

upside down.

What?

- I'm reading.

What?

- I'm reading.

Oh, right. Yes. Sorry.

'Take your regular

everyday positions..'

'Flip them around and your

man will be hitting..'

'Spots that'll make you

scream with pleasure.'

'A change in angle and the penis

rubs against'

'the front vaginal wall,

hitting the g-spot'

'giving you

new and exciting sensations.'

Angad! What are you doing?

Open the door!

I need to get some stuff.

I have so much to do!

Angad!

What are you doing?

You still haven't tried it?

Who is it?

- No one, Mom.

Why didn't you cut your hair?

'Should I keep reading?'

No.

- 'No?'

No f***ing way.

'You said it was okay to read..'

Selina! No f***ing way! Selina?

'I'm disappointed.

I thought you'd have me at hello.'

Where are you?

- Bombay.

Bombay? This Bombay?

When did you get here?

'Just got off a plane.'

'Just got off a plane.'

'What's going on with you?'

Nothing.

Same old.

'Busy?'

No.. no, not for you.

'Liar.'

'I flew halfway across the world.'

'What have you done for me lately?'

"Licking hopes"

"off a silver spoon."

"Come"

"and turn it into gold.

- Come on now."

"How long are you going

to avoid your fate? - Come on now."

"How long are you going to

curse your destiny? - Come on now."

"Your destination awaits you."

Hello.

- How are you, sir?

Rehmat, the less I see you,

the better it is.

My wife feels the same way!

My wife feels the same way!

My life is just f***ed.

- Your life?

I'm the one getting fleeced, man.

Tell Mr. Raza.

I'm not the one getting rich.

- Yes, all right.

What'll you have?

Tea, coffee, biscuits?

No, sir. There's a party

in the evening, I have to run.

Give me the bag.

Here.

- Please don't mind, sir.

What's there to mind?

It's a routine now.

Sir, thank you very much.

See you next month.

No! This is the last one.

I'm done.

Let me sleep in peace now.

What are you saying?

Yes. - This was such a lovely

excuse to meet you. I mean..

Find another excuse to meet me.

Come over for tea or something.

These meetings are

too expensive for me.

You're a millionaire.

A millionaire.

This is loose change for you.

Loose change? At this rate, I'll be

penniless and naked in the streets.

No, no, traffic's a mess as it is!

Isn't it?

- Bye.

Excuse me.

How are you?

How are you?

How long has Mr. Ashok

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