K-9: P.I. Page #2

- For what?

- It's all right. Now, calm down.

That's the one.

You guys make it a practice to arrest

officers while you're doing backup?

- Mighty fine police work.

- You're cocky for a cop who got busted.

Busted? Are you suggesting

I'm involved in this?

- Got a different point of view?

- Let's hear it.

I was on my way home.

I observed a 2-11 in progress.

- Observed?

- Jerry Lee heard something.

- The dog heard something?

- We approached the premises.

I found a dead security guard

and I called it in. I went in.

I found another dead guard.

Jerry Lee tracked the perps,

we observed them in

their heist, they heard us,

they fled, I followed in pursuit,

the one guy killed the other guy,

and took off while you guys and your

three-ring circus were arresting me.

And the perp who escaped?

What'd he look like?

Six foot, 185 pounds, skilled shooter,

agile, I'd say a military background.

- Distinguishing features?

- Couldnt tell. Had gloves and a mask.

- Just like the dead guy.

- Any idea what he was after?

Gosh, I'm sorry, guys.

I was gonna make him tea and biscuits

and have a chat,

but they were trying to kill me.

Wanna find out what they stole?

Ask the labs, or better yet,

find the guy you lost, and quit

sweating my ass. I was just doing my job.

- Your job?

- You have no job.

- As of midnight you were retired.

- You're a civilian.

A civilian who's now mixed up

in a serious federal investigation.

(Jerry Lee growls)

Calm down. Calm down.

You don't worry about a thing, now.

They got nothing on us.

What can they possibly do, huh?

What?! They froze my pension?!

Tough luck, Dooley.

It's department policy.

You'll get it when the

Department of Justice closes its case.

Those clowns couldn't

close their own zipper!

- I'll be dead before I see that money.

- It's out of my hands.

- It's a federal issue now.

- They have no idea who he is, how to...

The only way I'll get my pension

back is find the guy myself.

Oh, no. No way, uh-uh.

Look, you are retired now, Dooley.

- You're not a cop any more. Clear?

- Yes, sir.

Then go home! Practice your whittling.

Take a cooking class or something.

But you stay out of this!

No problem, sir. Sir.

Sure. No problem.

We're really sorry. If there's anything we

can do for you, you just say the word.

Well, actually, could you

spout me a hundred bucks?

Wife's birthday. Can't do it.

Hey, Petey, old pal.

Can you spout me a couple of hundred

bucks, just to tide me over?

- I'm still paying off the boat.

- Yeah. Sure, I understand.

Hey, everybody... Hey, listen up.

Listen, you know, uh... I'm embarrassed.

As humiliating as it sounds,

I'm kind of in a financial jam, and...

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