Just Like Heaven Page #2

I know. This place

isn't usually available,

but the couple's spending all their time

in Palm Springs now.

David, I'm just not quite sure

what you're looking for.

Maybe if we could

communicate a little more.

Maybe if you could

let me know a bit more

about what's going on with you,

with your job, your family situation.

- I don't wanna talk about that.

- Here's an idea:

Stop looking for a couple

of months. Start again.

You've gotta know

where you wanna live.

I just... I'm... I'm not...

...getting what it is you...

Hey, well... no. David.

David, are you kidding?

Wait, David. Look, come on.

A place like this,

it is long gone by now.

No, listen, there's 90 vultures

and just one carcass.

All right, fine. I'll call them.

He did? OK.

Well, right.

As soon as I know.

Thank you so much for your help.

Well, it's pretty obvious

why this hasn't rented.

There's no one-year lease.

It's a month-to-month sublet.

- Why?

- Some family matter.

They were pretty

close-mouthed about it.

Wow, what a view.

David.

Wow.

This is... sensational.

Oh, my God.

And it's got the private access?

They didn't do much with it,

but, I mean, you really

could do something with this.

Isn't this gorgeous?

Well, there's a few places

in the Richmond we haven't hit yet.

I like the couch.

The couch.

Good couch.

Good couch.

David. David, come here.

- What? What?

- There's nothing worth stealing here.

- There's no money, no drugs.

- I'm not stealing anything.

OK. I'm sure there's

a homeless shelter nearby.

I will give you money

for cab fare and a good meal.

But please, don't blow it

on more beer, OK?

I am not homeless. I live here.

OK. You can't live here,

because I live here.

This is my apartment.

- Since when?

- Since I rented it.

- You rented it.

- Yeah.

- You know what? I don't need this.

- What?

- Rent scam, right?

- What are you talking about?

There's probably five other people

who paid deposits and got the keys.

- And moved in all their things?

- Yeah... What?

This is my stuff. All of this.

That's my couch,

that's my coffee table.

Is that a ring?

Have you ever heard

of a coaster?

Or a trash can, for that matter?

I don't care who you are, you're gonna

mop that up. I'm getting the bucket.

It's like a pig

moved into my house.

- What?

- Like a filthy pig.

You... You moved in when?

Hello?

- I told you to get out.

- Jesus!

OK. So, what's this all about?

What? Nothin'.

Nothin'.

So, you called me for nothin'?

I've been sort of

seeing someone.

Seeing someone?

That's what I'm talkin' about. Finally.

- You think it's a good thing?

- Absolutely.

Yeah. The last time I tried

to hook you up, you bailed out.

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