Jurassic Shark Page #2

Sorry, Barb.

Look Barb, don't worry

about my little brother.

He's slow, but he's dependable.

He better be.

Now, get it on the boat.

Don't talk to me that way.

I just saved your miserable life.

Now, help me get this

thing on the damn boat.

Barb, we gotta go.

No motor, I don't want them to hear us.

We did it, we're free, we got away.

Cops never expected a water getaway.

Was there any doubt?

What direction boss?

There's an island a

couple of miles ahead.

We'll hide out there.

Roger.

There it is!

Sit down, you dolt!

You'll tip us!

Steer toward that land.

What was that?

Did you see that?

I saw it too.

There's something in the water.

The painting, where is it?

I think it went into the water.

What was that?

I don't know, but holy sh*t it was big.

Everyone, just shut up!

I think it's gone, it's gone.

Something just brushed past my leg.

What?

Something's got me!

Grab, grab my hand!

Grab it, grab it!

Grab it, grab it!

We're totally here.

Oh, my God!

Yes!

Look at this place!

Woo, woo!

Oh my God, it's gonna be amazing.

Let's go, let's go.

Can we get a little help here, please?

Mike, could you?

Sure.

I bet ya they didn't

even read my proposal.

They just saw a chance to

spend a day at the beach.

I thought you wrote a terrific proposal.

A major oil company illegally

drilling out on Elber Island,

and the prop liked it too.

Nice throw, and here I thought

you did everything like a girl.

I do do everything like a girl.

This isn't a holiday, ladies.

Can we get a little help here, please?

Oh, chill out Jill.

We're just checking out the scenery.

This isn't a day at the beach.

Well okay, this is a day at the beach,

but you know what I mean.

I need this for my journalism class.

If I can expose the illegal drilling,

I'm a shoe-in for that

internship at C-News.

Ah, you need this, we don't.

It's two days on a private island

with nothing but the sun and a beach

before spring break ends.

So, why did I even bring you?

Oh um, because my

car got us to the boat.

And my credit card paid for the boat.

Oh besides, you might just enjoy

yourself out there as well.

What're you talking about?

Uh, you don't see it?

See what?

I uh, I got everything,

so, we ready to go?

Yeah, let's load up.

Yeah, let's just go.

What the hell was that thing man?

It looked like a shark.

A big ass shark.

No way, sharks live in

the ocean, that's a lake.

Yeah, there's some freshwater sharks.

That's crazy man.

That's enough.

One of you need to go back

out there and fetch it.

Fetch it?

Barb, with all due respect,

did you see what just happened there?

A flippin' shark ate Jack.

Ain't no way I'm going back in there.

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