Juno Page #3
Juno's BEDROOM is decorated with punk posters: The Damned,
The Germs, the Stooges, Television, Richard Hell, etc. She
picks up a hamburger-shaped phone to call her best friend,
LEAH.
INT. LEAH'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT
LEAH's room is cluttered with the sentimental junk that
certain girls love to hoard. The PHONE rings.
LEAH:
(answering phone)
Yo-yo-yiggity-yo.
JUNO:
I am a suicide risk.
LEAH:
Is this Juno?
JUNO:
No it's Morgan Freeman. Got any bones
that need collecting?
LEAH:
Only the one in my pants.
JUNO:
(in low tones)
Dude, I'm pregnant.
LEAH:
Maybe it's just a food baby. Did you
have a big lunch?
JUNO:
It's not a food baby. I took three
pregnancy tests today. I am definitely
up the spout.
LEAH:
How did you even generate enough pee
JUNO:
I drank like ten tons of Sunny
Delight. Anyway, yeah. I'm pregnant.
And you're shockingly cavalier.
LEAH:
Is this for real? Like for real, for
real?
JUNO:
Unfortunately, yes.
LEAH:
Oh my God! Oh sh*t! Phuket Thailand!
JUNO:
That's the kind of emotion I was
looking for in the first take.
LEAH:
Well, are you going to go to
Havenbrooke or Women Now for the
abortion? You need a note from your
parents for Havenbrooke.
JUNO:
I know. Women Now, I guess. The
commercial says they help women now.
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