This is your third test today, Mama
Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt
Three times? Oh girl, you are way
pregnant. It's easy to tell. Is your
nipples real brown?
and clatters to the floor.
obvious she has to use the bathroom urgently.
Maybe you're having twins. Maybe
your little boyfriend's got mutant
sperms and he knocked you up twice!
Sunny D. and I have to go, pronto.
one of the aisles.
Well, you know where the lavatory
(calling after her)
You pay for that pee stick when you're
because you've marked it with your
Synopsis: When precocious teen Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) becomes pregnant, she chooses a failed rock star and his wife (Jennifer Garner) to adopt her unborn child. Complications occur when Mark, the prospective father, begins viewing Juno as more than just the mother of his future child, putting both his marriage and the adoption in jeopardy.