Jumping Ship

Probably Just, Uh,

Charter It Out

On The Weekend

When They're

Not Using It.

Lucky For Us.

But How Tacky

Is That, Huh?

Michael:
Ok...

Now, You Can't

Miss That.

[Soft Classical Music Playing]

Oh, Yeah.

Come On.

When You Said

A Few Days

On A Boat,

I Didn't

Expect This.

Yeah, Well...

Have A Seat,

My Friend.

Lesson Number One--

You Always Get

What You Deserve

Out Of Life.

Can I Help You, Sirs?

Yes. You Can.

[Chuckles]

You Can Start

By Taking Those Bags

Down To Our Cabins.

And, Uh, We Just

Traveled, Like, Halfway

Around The World, Man,

And We're Dyin' Of Thirst,

So How About Poppin' Open

A Couple Of Sodas

On Your Way Back?

Oh, And, Um,

Put A Couple Of Those

Little Umbrellas In It,

'Cause...We Love Those.

I'm Sorry, Sir.

I Think You're

On The Wrong Craft.

This Is A Private

Yacht, Sir,

Not A Charter.

If You Could, Perhaps,

Tell Me The Name?

This Is The Tiffany,

Isn't It?

No, Sir.

The... Tiffany,

I Believe,

Is Over There.

That's Yours.

G'day, Mate.

Hey.

G'day, Mate.

They're So

Friendly Here.

Yeah.

Frakes.

Let's See.

Platinum Cards...

Beverly Hills

Address.

This Kid Might

Be Worth Somethin'.

That's What I Thought.

Pulled Up In A Limo.

Heading Out

To Paradise Island.

That Place

Isn't Cheap.

What's Up?

Our Next Project?

Hold Up.

Hello!

[Thumping]

Ow!

Hello?

Yeah! What?

Is This The Tiffany?

Yeah. This Is Her.

Please Tell Me

There's More Than One.

No. No, This Is Her.

One And Only.

All Right, I'd Like

To Talk To The Captain

Of The Boat, Please.

That Would Be Me.

Jake Hunter's

The Name.

You're The Captain

Of This...Heap?

[Chuckles] Well...

She Might Need

A New Coat Of Paint,

But She's As Solid

As The First Day She

Was Put On The Sea.

And Who Did That--Noah?

Come On, Michael.

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