Jumping Ship Page #3

Lower Deck Is Where

We Do All The Fishing.

Emergency Channel Is 39.

Life Jackets Are Stowed

In The Compartment

That Says

"Life Jackets,"

And Nobody Touches

My Mug Here.

He's Not A Captain,

He's A Warden.

David, Listen, Man.

When I Asked You

To Ask Your Dad

If He Could Get Me A Job,

I Was Hoping It

Would Be More, You Know,

Executive Level.

I Don't Want To--

No, I Don't Want

To Drive A Tour Tram.

Ok. All Right.

You Know What?

Don't Worry About It.

I'm Just Gonna

Call Someone Else.

It's Fine. Thanks. Bye.

Uh, I Think

We Should Settle Up

On The Other Half

Of The Payment.

I Don't Want To

Get Too Far Out.

Are You Kidding Me?

The Way We've Been Mislead,

We Shouldn't

Pay You At All.

Well...

Ok.

Ok, You Know What?

You Don't Have To Play

The Missing Wallet Trick

On Me.

Relax, Will You?

I Probably Put It Down

In My Luxury Suite

Below Deck.

Tommy:

Could You Have Lost It?

No. No. No.

Because When I Paid

The Limo Driver,

I Had My Wallet, So--

Oh, No.

Look, It's Not My Fault

That I Got Pickpocketed,

All Right?

But Don't Worry.

I'm Having The Money

Transferred To The Island,

And I'll Pay You

As Soon As We Get There.

I'm Totally Good For It.

Give Me Your Watch.

What?

You Heard Me.

Give Me Your Watch.

I Want Some Kind

Of Collateral.

Are You Nuts?

I Could Buy This Boat

With My Watch.

You Either Give Me

The Watch Now,

Or I'm Takin' Both

Of You Guys Back To Port.

All Right.

All Right. Fine.

Take It.

If You Put One Scratch

On It, I Swear...

What Are You Gonna Do,

You Gonna Call Your Lawyer?

Michael:

Dad, Look, You Know What?

I'm Gonna Lose You

At Any Minute.

Can You Please Just

Cancel All The Credit Cards

And Wire The Money Directly

To Paradise Island For Me?

Yeah. All Right.

And, Dad, I'm Gonna

Pay You Back

As Soon As I Get Home.

All Right?

Ok. Thank You, Dad.

Bye.

[Sighs]

Pry Sympathy

Out Of Him

With A Crowbar.

Well?

You'll Get Your Money

As Soon As We Get

To The Island,

All Right?

Good.

You'll Get

Your Watch Back.

Yeah. Great.

Uh...Who's Steering

The Boat?

It Has An Autopilot.

And It Works.

Hey, Jake. Think We Can

Do Some Fishing, Too?

Sure. Why Not?

I'm Going To Get Changed.

[Laughs]

Who Are You,

The Crocodile Hunter?

Please. I Don't Think

The Crocodile Hunter

Shops On Rodeo Drive.

Michael:
Yeah, Actually,

My, Uh, Friend Jennifer

Told Me To

Give You Guys A Call.

Yes. She Said That,

Uh, Your Management Company

Was Opening Up

A Music Division

And Needs Someone To Run It.

Yeah. I--Yeah--Whoa!

Whoa! No! Uh--What?!

No, No, Not--Aah--You.

It's Just, Uh--

It's Just--Aah!

It's A Great

Job Opportunity.

Uh, Could You Hold On?

I'm So Sorry.

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