Julie And Julia Page #9

Year:
2009
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There's a new sheriff in town.

Lobster killer.

Lobster killer.

Under control.

You are a saint.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I can't. I can't.

- You can.

- No, I can't. I have a lot to do.

- You can.

- Eric, I can't.

- I'm good.

- Eric.

- Just give me one more, give me one more.

- Just one more.

- Fine. Go, I have so much to do. Get!

Out!

- Hey, thank you so much.

- Hey, man. How you doing?

Happy birthday.

Yeah, terrific. Good to see you.

- Cake.

- Cake. Brother-in-law.

- Love you so much.

- Hey, man.

Hi, hi, hi, hi.

Bon apptit.

Bon apptit.

Happy birthday, Julie.

- Happy birthday.

- Hi! Thanks, sweetheart.

Oh, thanks for coming all out here. Hey, you.

Here's an incredible thing.

When Julia and Paul met, she was a virgin.

- Really?

- Wow.

She was, like, practically 40.

- You serious?

- How does anyone even know that?

There were all these letters that Julia

wrote to her friend Avis De Voto.

And Paul wrote to his brother, and no

one threw anything out, as far as I can tell.

When they got married,

she could barely boil an egg.

Isn't that amazing?

Really?

- Braised cucumbers are a revelation.

- This is good.

I'm obsessed with her. I'm totally obsessed.

She's totally obsessed.

Well, it's good that you are,

because this is amazing.

Seriously. So good.

Well, savor it, because that's all there is.

I mean, lobster, major bucks.

Why don't you put a PayPal thing

on the website?

People could send in money

if they felt like it.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

You have fans, your readers love you.

I do? I have fans?

Yeah, you do.

- Well, I can't ask them for money.

- Why not?

I think you should do the PayPal thing.

That way we could have more lobster.

- Harder. Get them. Get them. Hey, hey, hey!

- Thirty. Thirty. Thirty. Thirty. Thirty.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Just like Julia's.

Only hers were probably the real deal.

They're beautiful.

Help you put it on.

Let's give this a shot here.

How's that?

Yeah.

I'm 30.

I thought it was gonna be terrible,

but thanks to you, and thanks to Julia,

it feels like I'm gonna get through.

Cake.

More cake. How do you like that cake?

Hey, you.

I'm going to bed.

Ernie, 53 comments on my lobster blog.

Shut up.

- Julie Powell.

- This the person I speak to

if I got a problem?

Yes, sir. What is your problem?

Too much food, not enough sex.

Eric, that's not funny.

I thought it was pretty funny.

Okay, it was.

- Hey, guess what?

- What?

You are the third most

popular blog on salon. com.

- I am?

- Yes, you are.

I am!

So I figure for every one who writes in,

there are, I don't know, hundreds that don't.

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