Journey to Saturn Page #2

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just have to wake the securlty guard!

TlME FOR LlFT OFF!!

Ladies and gentlemen:

Our beloved Oueen of Denmark ...

and the Prince Consort.

Accompanied

by our dear Prime Minister.

Oh la la.

Exquisite taste, Monsieur.

l'd llke to stress a point here:

l demand strict disclpllne.

As representatlves of Denmark,

we wlll be part of hlstory forever.

Please welcome:
Arne Skrydsbl

and two of Denmarks's finest pilots.

And finally,

the experienced astronaut, Per Jensen.

Here you are, Madam.

Hello, beautlful!

Don'tjust stand there dawdllng, men.

All aboard now! Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Wait! Do l have time to take a crap?

Just a teeny-weeny crap?

A proper hello to you.

l'm Jamil, your cook on thls trlp.

Hl, there. My name is Per

and l'm the new navigator.

- Don't worry, l'll get you to Saturn.

- Come here.

A cheese sandwich wlth jelly and cress

or a Company Sandwich?

lsn't that a Club Sandwlch?

- Hey, lt's alright.

- No, lt's important that l learn.

l flunked the Danish Citizen Test

but lf l work hard on thls trlp -

- and learn to be a real Dane,

they promised me a second chance.

Then l'll bring my famlly up here and

we'll open a classy restaurant. Look!

HOT DOGS:

Howdy ho, space homos!

Yo ho, you two Prlncesses. Now lt's

hot-ass-mothafuckin' party time!

Ole is in charge of supplies.

Here's a bit of hlgh culture

for your Danish Test, Jamll.

lt's German, but we do it much

ln the same way here in Denmark.

- l'm not sure my wifo would approve.

- Come on, man!

Saucy young chicks!

Are those glrls you've been porklng?

You son of a dog! l'll butcher you

halal style and foed you to the rats!

- l just want to be your pork partner!

- These are my family photos!

Time out, boys.

Gorm the Old, Harald Bluetooth,

Sweyn Forkbeard' Harald ll, -

- Canute the Great ...

l'm sorry.

l was way too sensitive. A real

Dane can handle insults and taunts.

You're absolutely right there,

my little monkey boy.

- You fat ... You blg, fat bastard.

- Rlght on!

Stand by for lift off.

Man your stations.

Sergeant Skrydsbl.

Wait a second.

We've got T minus 4 mlnutes and 12

to llft off! lt is a clear violation.

- You must read it before lift off.

- ls it cleared according to protocol?

- No, but it contalns ...

- lt can be contaminated with anthrax!

- But it's about Per. He's ...

- Brief me when we're airborne.

Now, let's have a bitchln'

awesome heck of a party! Here.

Beer. The favourite

soft drink of the Danes.

Beer is a pacifier, not a satisfier.

Balthazar!

No, Balthazar!

Come back here!

Main booster start.

Lift off!

Mon cherie!

Man, thls sure ls enough to make

your a**hole rock and shake, aln't it?

Mr. Maj, look over here.

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