Johnny English Reborn Page #2

Your grandmother is sick.

What?

Your grandmother is sick.

Well, she's dead. That's how sick she is.

Is he dead, sir?

Yes.

- Hi, Mum.

- What's the matter?

No, no, no, no. Nothing's the matter, no.

I felt a bit funny last

night, but I'm okay now.

So, what have you got for us?

The people behind the plot to kill Xiang Ping,

the Chinese Premier. A group called Vortex.

Never heard of them.

Paid assassins. The best there is.

Come on, Fisher, I need names,

I need evidence!

Vortex has a secret weapon.

This is one of three keys that,

when used together, gain access to it.

Without this, Vortex is finished

How did you get hold of it?

It's mine.

I beg your pardon?

Vortex is three of us.

Come off it, Fisher

You, a hired assassin?

You couldn't hit a barn door with a banana

And as for Vortex,

clearly you got the name

off a box of washing powder.

Vortex was in Mozambique.

What?

Yeah? Really?

Mum? Mum, Mum, I gotta go. Gotta go.

We were all there

that day, Johnny-boy.

- Excuse me. Sir!

- What?

Sir, there's a...

Quick, come on! Come on!

Madam, let me help you with that.

Here. Yes, I think you

should vacate the area.

There are some

very dangerous people about.

There we go.

Get after her, Tucker, get after her!

What?

Sir! Sir!

Over here, Tucker!

I lost her, sir.

Look what I found.

This way, sir! This way!

You get down to the street.

I'll take the roof.

You are not young.

But with age comes wisdom.

Hand it over, chimp.

Come on, Tucker.

Can I help?

I am commandeering this vessel

in the name of Her Majesty.

Right-0, Wing Commander.

How exciting!

Now, what's your poison?

Can I get you something?

We've got vodka, rum.

Your safety is our priority.

But you can help us by familiarizing

yourself with this leaflet.

Crme de menthe, a smidgen of port,

and that's about it, I'm afraid.

I'm Shirley.

Hello, Shirley.

Just a tad to your left, Shirley.

Thank you.

I say, Wing Commander!

- Well played, sir! Well played!

- Just like a gladiator!

Come on. Put 'em up.

Well played, sir! Well played!

More champagne, my lovely.

Certainly, sir.

Tucker' are you sure

you don't want a Shandy or something?

I have got to finish this

mission report, sir.

And Pegasus wants to see us

as soon as we touchdown.

The mission report?

Oh, come on, Tucker. Live a little.

You should learn to savour success.

Work hard,

play hard. Isn't that right...

Barbara?

Vortex is finished

But better still,

for years I believed what happened

in Mozambique was my fault.

Now I realise it was only partly my fault.

What did happen in Mozambique?

Excuse me, sir. We're coming in to land.

Can I stow that overhead for you?

Certainly.

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