John Dies At The End Page #2

It's that way.

Well...

- He's not here.

- Big surprise.

She seems like

a nice girl, doesn't she?

She reminds me of Amber...

Amy's friend.

When she came to my door tonight I

actually thought it was her for a second.

Oh, by the way, Dave, I wanted

to thank you for coming along.

I'm not saying I'm gonna take advantage

of her distress or anything, but...

Aw, jeez.

Ooh.

Guy must've been a hunter.

Wait. John.

Did I hear you say that you thought

that she looked like Amber?

- Yeah.

- John, Amber's almost as tall as me.

Like, just under six feet,

blonde hair, kinda top-heavy.

Yeah, I know. She's

cute as hell, right?

Yeah, and you think

that Shelly looks like her?

- The girl sitting upstairs?

- Yeah.

John, Shelly's short.

Short with dark hair,

blue eyes.

God damn it. I knew she

was too good to be true.

Uh, Shelly.

John and I are having

a bit of a problem here.

We're both seeing completely

different versions of you.

Now John here

has eyesight problems

'cause of his constant

masturbation, but I don't think...

oh! God!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Ah! Oh.

- That door cannot be opened!

- No.

They love to play games,

don't they?

It's all they have time for.

You disappoint me. All

these years we've dueled.

You will never

defeat me, Marconi.

Wait, Dr. Albert Marconi?

The guy who hosts

the magical mystery show

on the culture channel?

Dumbass. Marconi?

Marconi's like 50 years old.

They guy's got white hair.

We're not your Nemesis.

Okay, I'll tell you what... if we

can get you in touch with Marconi

so you two can work out your little

differences, will you release us?

- You lie!

- No no no, we're in the same business.

We got a direct line. Here.

Marconi! Marconi!

Marconi!

Marconi! Marconi!

Monsieur?

- Yes?

- S'il vous plait.

Unseen forces

swirling around us,

- willing to face down the legions of evil...

- Yes.

And helping his fellow

man to find the path

from darkness into the light.

From sold-out engagements

in Rome, Tel Aviv,

- Madison square garden and Las Vegas...

- Sir.

Hello, doctor.

Uh, yeah, John is feeling better.

Thank you for asking.

I'm afraid we have

a situation 53 here.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, would you be willing to speak

directly to the manifestation?

Okay, yeah, I will.

We have a deal?

So we meet again, Marconi.

You thought...

damn. He's good.

Marconi. Marconi.

Marconi. Marconi. ( Cheers

spiritualists? Exorcists?

You guys already have a bit of

a following though, don't ya?

I found a couple of

discussion boards on the web

devoted to you and your friend

and your... hobby,

I guess.

Okay, I'm not farting around.

You have 83

in your front pocket, Arnie...

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