Joe Somebody Page #2
amazing! How come you only wrote one?
Writing was a dream I had
when I was a kid. And then I grew up.
But dreams are important
to hold on to! Come on!
You're gonna be a great writer.
You have that special spark.
I know that, but that spark is gonna go out
unless you write. Now write this. Write, write.
Hey, watch it, ass... guy.
Nice save.
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- What's his hurry?
- He's just a lunatic.
- It's so crowded.
- I think they manufacture people here.
Below, in the basement,
they make people.
- Look, look, look, look, look.
- Oh, wait, she's pullin' out.
- Hey! That guy's an ass-wipe!
- Natalie.
Sorry.
I meant "ass-guy".
That's Mark McKinney.
He's a seven-year employee.
Wh-wh-what's he doing
in the ten-year lot?
No, he's not.
I'll be right back.
- Excuse me. Mark?
- Yeah.
Yeah... This is a...
a-a ten-year lot.
And... you're not a
ten-year associate, are you?
- You're kiddin', right?
- No.
No, no, no, this is actually
the ten-year lot.
And, uh, this is the last space,
and if I don't park here,
my... my daughter and I will have
to come way over from the west lot.
You actually brought
your daughter to work...
Yeah.
I thought only the mothers
were doin' that.
I'd just appreciate it
if you'd park someplace else.
You know
what I think, um...
- What's your name again?
- Joe Scheffer. I work in the Communication...
You know what I think, Joe? I think
walkin' from the west lot
is probably better than gettin' your ass
kicked in front of your little girl. Dont' you?
W-wait a minute, wait a minute!
Are you.. are you like threatening to hit me?
- Tell you what, Joe.
- Uh-huh.
I'm gonna give you to five
to get back into your car.
No. I'm not gonna... No.
- No. No, look, this is the ten-year lot.
- One...
- Do you have any idea of the crap...
- Two...
... I've been through to earn
that little piece of black... Oh!
- Daddy! Daddy!
- Stay in the car! Sta in th car.
Turn around,
and get back in your car.
- That's my space! Oh!
- Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy!
- Leave 'im alone, dirtbag!
- Don't call anyone a dirtbag.
- Daddy, are you okay?
- I'm good.
- You're bleeding.
- So this I just tripped.
I'm okay. Let's go. Let's go.
gonna take you to school.
Hi. You've reached
the Scheffers.
Wait for the beep.
Dad, pick up.
Dad, it's been two days.
- Hey!
- Dad?
Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm... I'm great.
- You don't sound great.
Mom and Rick have friends
over for yoga.
So I can.... I-I-I can sneak out
and be home in no time.
No, no. No, Nat.
Um, I got, um...
Friends from, uh...
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