Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Page #2

Morning sickness came on fast.

Get it out.

But Brandy was a real trooper about it.

It's gotta be love

Oh!

And then the big day arrived.

- Joe, honey? How are you doing?

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'm doing good, baby.

I'm doing good.

Oh, please make her smart like Brandy.

Please make her smart like Brandy.

- Don't make her dumb like me.

- Joe?

What?

I don't know what to do. Just tell me if

there's something I need to help you with.

- Honey, honey, breathe. Okay?

- Yeah.

- In and out. That's it.

- Okay. Oh, man.

We're gonna see our baby real soon.

I hope she looks like you.

No, shut up!

I mean, shut up, because, no,

please, she has to look like you, baby.

Don't waste a favor. What if God listens?

You can't...

You are the most handsomest man

that I have ever seen.

Baby, I think them drugs

put your eyeballs to sleep,

because you don't know what you're saying.

All right, let's, uh, take a look.

Centimeter dilation,

looks just about right.

Hey, Doc, are you smoking?

Was it the cigarette that

gave it away, Sherlock?

Dr. Boris, dial 182, please.

- Doctor girl?

- Mister, may I call you Brandy?

Because I feel like once I've seen your

muff, we should be on a first name basis.

Okay, this exchange doesn't sound too

"doctorish" to me.

Oh, how cool. Did you go to med school?

No, I did not.

Oh, so, you don't know how doctors talk.

I thought maybe you did

the way you sounded all confident about our

exchange not sounding doctor-like.

My Joe went to the school of hard knocks

but graduated with honors.

Please treat him with respect.

Aw, that's nice, Brandy, ya always say

the nicest stuff about me.

Well, I can't help myself, baby.

Well, well, our little girl is crowning.

You're about to meet your baby.

- Hear that, baby?

- I love her so much already!

Um, miss? Hold on a second.

Sue, I think there's

another baby up in there.

- Did I hear there's probably another baby?

- Hey, we're in a meeting.

Hey, Doc, I just wanna... Whoa, whoa.

Jackpot! Give me some!

- What?

- It's a medical term.

It's a medical term, it

don't sound like one.

Oh, wow! Did you go to med school?

- Uh, no, we went over this earlier.

- Hey, Doc, I do see another baby in there.

Although I'm no baby expert.

- You ain't no expert?

- I wanted to get in on this one as soon as

I heard it was gonna be Brandy-Boo

up here in these here stirrups.

- What's that?

- Get out of here, man.

What are you doing? Don't talk that way.

- Oh, sh*t.

- What now? What's the matter?

- There's three up in there.

- Three what?

Three babies, dumbass.

- I told you. I told you.

- Well, I see them now.

Excuse me.

Today is the day when these tiny

little lives begin their journey

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