JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time Page #3

Excuse me, can you direct us

to the nearest teleportation pod?

Absolutely. You need someplace to go,

I tell you. The hall of justice maybe.

-How do you know where we're headed?

-Yes, how?

Um, I think the wings you have

on your back kind of gave it away.

Why don't you just hop in, huh?

I get you there.

You are dressed very creatively.

Why is this teleportation taking so long?

Wait, wait, hold on. What about the fare?

Oh, it was better than fair, kind sir.

It was a wonderful ride.

Thank you ever so much.

Hey, no. You misunderstand. The money.

Okay? The cash, the dough, the greenbacks.

Sorry, pal, we don't have any

of these greenbacks you're talking about.

But if it is any consolation,

I will now bless your vehicle.

Golden light of Amandares, bless and protect

this man in his many travels...

...and give him total consciousness

upon his demise.

Whoa. No, no. Aah! Aah! Wait, wait, wait!

Aah! Put me down,

you crazy-looking freaky people!

Ahh, might as well level up my tank

and do a little farming.

Our apologies.

Karate kid knows not his own strength.

-I think the front door was locked.

-Intruders!

Are you part of the legion of doom's

intern program?

We are part of no legion.

But we would be if lightning lad

wasn't such a hater.

I knew it.

Stop it. There has been a misunderstanding.

Hey, you can't do that.

Please stop. Please.

You need to learn some welcoming manners,

young man.

What in the name of Rao is going on here?

Somebody needs to start talking now.

These two broke in

and started busting up the place.

That's a lie. He attacked first.

Yes, the masked boy speaks

a definite mendacity.

I will get to the bottom of this.

The lasso of truth will not allow you

to speak falsely.

Good, because I have never spoken falsely

in my long life.

Trust me, most times she's too honest.

-Enough banter. Who are you?

-And what are you doing here?

I am Dawnstar.

This is val Armorr, also known as karate kid.

We're from the future. The 31st century.

A thousand years from now.

The one you know as Lex Luthor

had been discovered in the year 2856...

...during the big thaw

of the second warming.

And apparently my frozen body

was taken to some museum...

...where, once freed, I obtained this hourglass

and with it came back in time to the present.

We were lost without you, Lex Luthor.

I was lost. Lost and afraid.

As you all should be.

But your presence in this room is a sign

of your undying loyalty to your leader.

Which is more than I can say for black manta

or gorilla Grodd and captain cold.

They're the most pathetic of all.

Too scared to even show up.

Yes, yes, yes. It was the recklessness

of captain cold that caused your near demise.

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