Jingle All the Way 2 Page #2

- Yeah, that sounds good. I'm in.

- That's... Wait. He gets Christmas Day?

- Yeah.

- Well, we switch off every year.

- Alternate.

- This year it's Larry's turn.

I understand that.

It's just, you know, it's our

first Christmas as a family.

I just thought we'd

be together. First one.

- Ever.

- Vic. Vic.

I get her one year, you get the

next year. That's how it operates.

Of course. I just...

It's Christmas Day, you know?

Christmas morning.

The presents under the tree.

Opening gifts. The Christmas

dinner with all the trimmings.

I got trimmings.

I make delicious trimmings.

Why can't I just do both?

Spend half of Christmas with Dad

and then go to Mom and Victor's.

That's a great idea.

Come on, Dad. Please, Dad?

Please?

All right. We'll think of something.

Al right? We'll figure it out.

- Go play.

- I get two Christmases.

Sorry, Larry.

Victor's just so excited

about being a stepdad.

He wants to spend as much

time as possible with Noel.

Well, what's done is done.

I'll tell you what. We'll go ahead and

have Christmas number one at my house.

Then I'll bring her over here, and you

guys can have Christmas number two.

Thanks, Larry.

And I'll talk to Victor about how to

handle these things in the future.

- All right.

- Dad, wait!

- Victor's gonna put on the Christmas lights.

- You ready? Come on. Honey, let's go.

Here we go. Ready?

One, two, three.

Oh, Victor, that's amazing.

Dad, have you ever seen

something so beautiful?

Yeah, it's something, all right.

It is something, that's for sure.

This is going to be the

best Christmas ever!

- See y'all later.

- Good night, Daddy.

Good night, darling.

Hey, Ben Franklin.

You got a bulb out.

It's all right, honey. You did good.

No way. He actually called

her "my little sugarplum"?

Yeah. I was standing right there.

Even I know that's a violation

of daddy-stepdaddy protocol.

You gonna kick his butt,

like you did Kip Kornhausen?

Kip Kornhausen? Oh, man.

Bud, that was in third grade.

I'm not gonna kick his butt.

I'm gonna teach him a lesson, though.

When it comes to Christmas spirit,

I'm fit to be Victor's worst nightmare.

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- What's your name?

- Margo.

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