Jingle All the Way 2

Dad. Hey, Dad. Time to wake up.

Dad.

Where's the button

on that snooze alarm?

Is that it? Where is it?

I'm not the snooze alarm.

Are you excited?

It's time to go ice fishing.

I am excited.

I'm gonna sleep on it, figure out

what we're gonna do with it.

Remember? The early

bird gets the worm.

And I think we know what

happens to that worm.

It gets gobbled up and eaten.

- Don't make me.

- All right, then.

All right. Now you've done it.

You know what you just did?

You just awakened the giant abominable yeti.

And you know what he feeds on?

- Cookies?

- No.

He feeds on tickles.

They feed on tickles.

Come on, then. Let's go fishing.

Mele Kalikimaka

Is the thing to say

On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day

My turn.

That's the island greeting

That we send to you

From the land where palm trees sway

Here we know that Christmas

Will be green and bright

The sun will shine all day

And all the stars at night

Mele Kalikimaka

Is Hawaii's way

To say merry Christmas to you

Take it away, Dad.

Dad, I wish you could've

been at Mommy's wedding.

You should've seen Mom's engagement ring.

The diamond was huge.

And during the wedding,

I got to hand Mom her ring.

I know, and you've been telling

me all week. That's awesome.

If your Mommy's happy,

I'm super happy.

Yeah, she's super happy.

And Victor is awesome,

don't you think?

Yeah, he's awesome. Hey,

you wanna know what else is awesome?

- Yeah.

- Watch this. What am I?

A walrus with tooth decay?

Walrus with tooth decay. You're funny.

Hey, you want a Kiddie Doodle?

For breakfast?

No, not for breakfast.

You don't eat that for breakfast.

You eat a Twinkie for breakfast.

What's wrong? What's wrong?

It's a Twinkie.

Hey, Dad? How come you and

Mom didn't stay married?

Well, sweetie, I still love

your mom and everything...

and we're good friends.

I know.

You know, she likes classical

music and petits fours...

and I like ice fishing

and Twinkies and...

Plus, she's real organized

and ambitious and driven...

and, well, I'm me.

I like ice fishing...

and Twinkies and classical

music and petits fours.

I know. And that's why

you're my little girl.

- I think I got one.

- No way.

Are you kidding? I haven't caught

anything here in six years.

Look, there it is.

Well, here we are. Victor's place.

Wow, I can't believe

I'm going to live here.

It's like a palace.

Hey, I guess that

makes me a princess.

Yeah, well, looks like

that makes me the troll.

Hurry, Victor. They're here.

- Hey, there she is.

- Mommy! Welcome home!

- I missed you.

- Look at you. You look bigger.

- Mommy and Victor.

- What's up, tiger?

Hi, Victor.

- Hey, buddy.

- Well. Hey, welcome home.

- Hi, Larry.

- Hey.

- Did you two have a good time together?

- Of course. Look at her. She's a princess.

- We had fun, didn't we?

- We had tons of fun.

We went skating, we went sledding,

we played hockey...

and today we went ice fishing.

- Ice fishing? How outdoorsy.

- Yeah.

- And I caught a fish. Show him, Daddy.

- Sure did. Look, that's a trout.

Look at that. Look how fat that is.

- That's a big one.

- Might even be pregnant.

- How was the honeymoon?

- Fantastic.

A week in Saint Croix,

another sailing around the islands.

Victor has his own boat.

So I guess it was your

second-best honeymoon.

I think you forget ours, huh?

Sizzler and a movie.

- That was some good steak.

- Yes. That's the big time.

Well, I'm not gonna brag about it.

Congratulations, Vic.

Thank you.

Now when she refers to her idiot husband,

she'll be talking about you instead of me.

Larry.

You just getting going on

your decorations? Little late.

Well, Trish told me how

much Noel loves Christmas.

I love it.

- You may have gone a little overboard.

- No.

So, what do you think?

- It's so pretty.

- Anything for you, sugarplum.

It's our first Christmas together.

I wanted it to be a memorable one.

- Sugar cookies.

- Oh, after you wash your hands.

Yeah, you gotta get that

fish smell off of there.

- Larry, how about a cup of coffee?

- Hey, I could go for that.

I'd love it. Love coffee.

- Victor, how about I take that?

- Please. Thank you.

- So how's the business?

- How's business?

- You go first.

- You do it.

How's the trucking business?

Part-time, right?

Well, yeah, it's part-time.

But see, that's how I like it.

Part-time is good.

That gives me more time to

spend with my daughter.

So how's the cardboard-box

business treating you?

Great.

Baxter Box Company is up

20 percent this year.

Online sales are booming.

I mean, all those packages...

- Are you kidding me?

- ... have to be shipped somewhere right?

My grandfather would be proud. Yup.

I built Baxter Box into an empire.

What's this little deal right here?

That little box.

What, do you add water,

and it get bigger?

It's a little something I had made for the

holidays to give the workers at the company.

You know what? Take it.

It's my gift to you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

It's for decoration.

You can display it on your desk.

Well, I don't got a desk.

- Coffee's ready.

- Oh, yes.

Yeah, boy, I'll tell you what, I could go

for a steaming cup of joe about right now.

She goes back to school January 5th.

So for the rest of Noel's vacation,

we'll just alternate days, as always...

with me and Victor getting

Christmas Eve this year...

and you getting Christmas Day.

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