Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero Page #2

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are gonna be in the air.

What's with suede jacket?

Who do you think you are?

Esteve McQueen?

- Ehh.

- Eh?

-Hank shannity is talking.

-Up next, do you use

a cellular phone?

- Yes.

- Chances are good

- you're already dying of cancer.

- No.

- We'll be right back.

- Our TV is too small.

Oh, shut up.

- Agh! I was watching!

- Put your uniform on.

I'm not gonna wear that silly

security jacket again.

Don't be a child.

You know how many

strings I pulled

to make mehdi give you

that job in market?

You pulled estrings to get me

a job as a security guard?

- Yes.

- Gee.

Good thing

you're well-connected.

Eh.

I didn't come to this country

to be a security guard.

I came to this country

to be an American hero.

Like esteve McQueen.

"Freeze.

You're under arrest.

You have

the right to an attorney,

you have the right to dance."

- Hi, maman.

- Oh, hey.

- Hi, cousin Leila.

- Jimmy.

Hi, Leila.

I made these flyers for your

private investigator business.

Leila, this is

fantastic.

- What is it?

- Here you go.

Huh.

This is upside down.

Oh, no, no.

Oh. Who is this

"Jimmy vestvood"?

That's my new American name.

It came to me in a dream.

Jamshid, this private

investigator

is very dangerous

business.

And you,

please don't push him

with this Jimmy

vestvood dreams. Eh.

She's alvays squashing

my dreams, this one.

- I tell you.

- I know.

You know, Leila,

I like what you did here.

I just wish you would have

shown my hair.

What hair?

I like it.

Yes, I'm just saying,

you know, it's in a little bit

of a recession,

you know, like the economy.

Jimmy vestvood, private

investigator, at your service.

- No.

- Thank you very much.

Jimmy vestvood, at your

service, private inves--

- No.

- Thank you very much.

Thanks for considering.

Thank you.

Jimmy vestvood,

private investigator.

Private investigator?

So, you help find things?

Yes, sir, I do.

How can I be of help?

Can you help me

find my quarter?

It's right there.

Oh, you're good.

You're good.

Hey Jimmy, can you

investigate us a dime bag?

Can you find me

an Asian woman?

Yo, dawg, hook me up

with a record deal.

I'm persian like a cat

do you like my hat?

That's my brother, Matt.

- Investigate that.

- Jamshid.

What do you think you're doing?

Come walk with me.

Passing out flyers

on my time?

This is very selfish.

And don't you forget,

if it wasn't for me

to give you job,

you would be back home

in Iran in prison.

- Why would I be in prison?

- Pshh.

Do you think they need

to have a reason

- to put you in prison in Iran?

- Good point.

But it doesn't even make

a difference, Mr. mehdi.

These people all just

want wishy-washy favors.

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