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rent out the Eiffel Tower?

We're also into antiques in a big

way.. We'd gone to Paris for a deal.

DVDs, property, antiques.. Wow.

Just not fashionable doing one

business these days, boss.

Huffy Bhai was bringing the seller

and the antiques from Bombay..

..and l was handling

the buyers in Paris.

And these antiques were

obviously stolen.

They would have rotted

away in lndia anyway..

..what's the harm if a few people

make some money out of it?

lt's 100./. hard earned money, madam.

Yeah right,

Want to hear the rest of the

story or should l leave?

After finishing the story.

We'd been waiting for more

than three hours..

l was getting desperate..

when would Huffy Bhai come..

..when would this deal get over..

..and when would l celebrate

with Anaida..

Hello..

Rikki my darling,

Huffy Bhai..

Where are you man?

Got stuck in Bombay..

Whatchyasaying,

l'll get screwed..

Cops snatched the goods darling..

What about you?

Slipped out the moment l smelt

trouble.. Have the buyers left?

Nope.. they're all here..

Better slip out Rikki, slipping

in and out is what we do best.

And look, just handle them with care.

They're babbling something in French.

l think they're cursing..

Hello.. Monsieur, don't go..

Hello.. hello..

- Hello.. - Excuse me sir..

Your bill..

..please.

Huffy Bhai he's asking

for my signature..

He's climbing onto me Huffy Bhai.

One minute please..l

ine cut.. l don't..

- Huffy Bhai. - Signature..

You were staying at The

Ritz with empty pockets?

The antique seller coming from lndia

was to finance the trip..

l didn't even have enough cash

to watch cabaret at Lido..

Where was Anaida in all this?

Coming to that, boss..

First let me get out of the room..

Couldn't have walked out with the

suitcase, they'd have caught me..

..so l stuffed everything

in my pockets..

..wore my clothes on top of

each other and walked out.

l'm Slim Shady, my Mamma's Slim Shady,

please stand up, please stand up..

She was just two feet away..

..she looked at me and said..

Are you alright sir?

l died,

She was being so nice to me and

l was sneaking out of the hotel,

Check air-conditioning..

Any call tell l back evening ok..

Ok.

Keys..

Signature sir,

Excuse me..

Credit Card payment.. non..

Why?

Last bill.. when did you pay?

Just paid before coming.

Credit card company says you haven't

paid your dues for a year.

Liars,

Never go for this card..

l'm really regretting.

Careful with that please..

it's invaluable.

Lottery ticket..

First prize one million pounds..

second prize free trip to Hollywood.

At this moment you're holding

a million bucks in your hand.

Monsieur Thukral, l'm sure you will

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