Jesus Henry Christ Page #2

Synopsis: Henry is a precocious young boy, conceived in a petri-dish, raised by his single mother, Patricia, and is smarter than all of his peers. However, the one question he can't answer is, who is his father? Henry's attempts at locating his father lead him to Dr. Slavkin O'Hara, a university professor who has decided to raise his daughter, Audrey, as a psychology experiment in a world free of gender bias. Patricia starts fearing that she's losing her son, Audrey wishes she didn't have a father, Dr. O'Hara has no idea how to keep his daughter happy, and Henry may just have found the family he was looking for.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dennis Lee
Production: E1 Entertainment
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
PG-13
Year:
2011
92 min
$18,390
Website
105 Views


"Y- ".

"Y- ".

"Y- ".

"Y- ".

"Y- ".

"Y- ".

Now, who can tell me

one word

that begins

with the letter "Y"?

Henry.

Why?

No, no, "Y" is a letter,

not a word.

- You're stupid.

- Freak.

I mean, "why" as in W-H-Y

are we here learning this crap?

Why?

They suspended you

from kindergarten?

When can I go back to school?

You are not going back

to that institution.

You're gonna

go to a real school.

One that nurtures, rather than

punishes the precocious!

One that encourages its

students to pursue the truth!

( Bell tolling )

Now...

whose father hasn't

had an opportunity

to address the class, hmm?

How about you, Henry?

My father sends his sincere

apologies, Sister Hathaway,

but he's currently

away saving the world.

So, in his absence,

I present to you--

Oh, my God.

Who is it?

Wonder Woman?

Must be the Invisible Man

'cause we all know you ain't

got no daddy.

All:
Ooh...

Well...

at least I'm not adopted,

Malcolm.

Who says I was adopted?!

Unless your father suffers

from vitiligo universalis...

I do.

Vitig...

What?

The Michael Jackson disease.

I am not adopted.

Am I, Daddy?

Look in the mirror, kid.

You're black.

Who made Black History Month

the month of February?

The shortest

month of the year?

The white devil.

That's right, son.

The lying white devil!

You got a problem

with that?

I'm not saying all you

people look alike--

Who-- who all?

Me all?

Oh, you're talking

about my people?

You got something you

wanna say about my people?

Don't I know you?

I do not associate with

the filthy flesh of swine, pig!

Fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight...

It's about Rodney--

Rodney King!

Rodney King, Rodney King!

Rodney King!

"Open your eyes, people,

"for you have been blinded from

the truth long enough.

"There is no Easter Bunny,

"no Tooth Fairy...

"no Santa Claus.

There is no devil."

And there is no God?

No!

They're lies!

Lies that exist because

man has fooled himself

into believing

that he can see the truth!

"When in reality,

man cannot see

that the hand

before his face is his own."

You don't believe in God?

I have my doubts.

Then why are you here?

Why are any of

us here?

What is

the purpose of our being?

I'm talking about here,

at this Catholic school.

Ms. Herman, surely you don't

condone your son's beliefs?

I believe my son is capable

of drawing his own conclusions.

You work in a cafeteria,

do you not?

I manage

a dormitory dining hall,

at the university,

not that I can see

how that's at all relevant.

Then tell me, Ms. Herman,

how would you feel if your

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