Jersey Girl Page #2

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how to get to the....

What? I'm not from around here.

I don't know.

Sh*t.

Sh*t.

Are you okay?

Come on. You sure?

Sit down until you're really sure.

-Come on, breathe. You all right?

-Yeah.

-You okay?

-I'm fine.

-Jesus. I can't even look.

-I'm sorry.

-That's all you can say, "I'm sorry"?

-I'm really sorry.

Do you have any idea

what kind of damage you just did?

My insurance will cover it.

Except I don't have any insurance anymore

since they raised my rates.

How about I pay you $20?

$30 a month, you know.

$30 a month?

What are you talking about?

It's a brand-new car.

It's supposed to last 20 years, and in

You don't have to keep screaming at me,

you know. I said I was sorry.

You're fine, right?

No broken bones, no pains anywhere...

no internal bleeding, anything like that?

I'm just so embarrassed.

-Where are you going?

-I have to get it towed, don't I?

Don't you want to exchange

phone numbers?

Hi.

Are you some kind of nightmare

or something?

I stayed 'cause I felt bad, okay?

Can I give you a ride?

In the car with you?

I'd be dead in five minutes.

I can drive carefully.

-No, thanks. I called a cab.

-You're not from Jersey, are you?

-No, why?

-Because I was gonna say...

that cabs in Jersey take four or five times

longer than they say it's gonna take.

It's a big problem we have here in Jersey.

But it's fine if you want to wait.

That's no problem.

I've got the afternoon free.

I'm gonna hang with you.

What are you looking at?

-You.

-Why?

I want to know who you are,

what you do and stuff.

I'm a guy. I got a job.

I had a beautiful car.

You completely destroyed it.

Anything else you want to know?

-I figured you had a job. What kind?

-Just a job.

Is it a good job?

Of course it's a good job,

or I wouldn't be doing it, would l?

What kind of job is it?

What do you do all day? Where do you go?

Graphics.

-I sell graphics.

-Now that's very interesting.

Graphics. What exactly is that?

Printing.

-I sell printing.

-That's good for a start.

-What else?

-What else what?

What else do you do for fun, friends, family,

that kind of stuff?

Are you hungry or thirsty--

Look, I'm not hungry. I'm not thirsty.

I want you to keep driving.

Keep your eyes on the road.

I don't want any more accidents.

I'm not hungry or thirsty either.

Lousy idea. It was a bad idea.

How about maybe some gum?

As like a mood-lifter or something?

No. I feel like we've started out

on the wrong foot--

The wrong foot?

You destroyed my $70,000 car.

Do you understand that?

-Yes.

-We've got off on a really bad foot.

Okay. Maybe we should

just listen to some music, you know?

It'll mellow us out.

Just pull over. Fine. Great. I'll walk--

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