Jennifer's Body Page #2

I always wanted to try sea cucumber.

Jennifer Check!

You shouldn't poison yourself

with that sh*t.

It's Roman here to arrest you,

in possession.

You're here to arrest me?

You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman!

Two more months.

And I'm on the force for real.

Are you, eh, gonna cuff me?

Don't do that.

Okay, not here.

Hey, there's the band.

You can tell they're totally from the city.

Yeah, they wear eye liners,

they look like a bunch of faygos.

You would think that, Roman, because

you're small-time Gomer.

I wish we had more guys like that

in Devil's Kettle.

All stylish and sh*t.

I think they need two groupies.

- No, no, come on!

Don't be so J.V., Needy.

They're just boys.

Morsels. We have all the power,

don't you know that?

These things...

These are like smart bmbs, okay?

You point them in the right direction

and sh*t gets real.

Hi.

- Hi.

Hi. Um, I just wanted to meet you...

..or something?

I'm Jennifer Check.

And..this is my friend.

Hi.

I'm Nikolai, and this is...

..this is my band.

Low Shoulder.

Yeah, we heard..I heard of that band...

You play instruments really...

..super good.

Thank you, we're professionals.

Hey, sorry...

Can I ask you a question?

Why would you want to play all the way out

here in the Devil's Kettle?

You live in city, right?

Yeah. But, you know what...

I think it's really important sometimes to try

and connect with our fans in their...

..shitty areas too.

That's amazing.

Can I-Can I buy you a drink?

- Sure, what are we having?

They have this really awesome

9/11 tribute shooter?

It's red, white and blue,

but you have to drink it really fast...

..or it turns brownish.

- Alright, I'll drink it fast.

Okay.

- Okay.

I'll be right back.

Okay! How-how you're gonna get alcohol?

I'll just play hello titty with the bartender.

Dirk, what about her?

Who, Jan Brady?

No, man! F*** you!

I'm talking about the one who just went

to get me a drink...

..butter-face princess.

That's the one.

I don't know! Seriously,

I grew up in a town like this, okay...

..there's always that girl, if they show it off,

they do not give it up.

You told us, you were from Brooklyn.

My point is, this girl's definitely a virgin.

Okay?

Now, I know girls like that...

- I don't know.

Well, you know, we didn't turn all the

way out here for nothing.

So...

- Excuse me.

Hey!

- Hey!

That's my best friend you're talking about.

And you're right, she is a virgin,

And not be sleeping with creeps like you.

The second one isn't full enough.

Those guys are rank, Jen.

Just forget about it.

You know what?

I think the lead singer likes me.

Only because he thinks you're a virgin.

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