Jellyfish Stings Man's Face Page #2

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We came here to relax,

and all we've had is troubles.

We're trying our best.

We already moved you to another room.

How about a room with an ocean view?

Do you have any suites?

We have one suite...

but it's occupied.

can't you do anything?

I'm sorry.

I just got married.

Congratulations.

Yeah, right...

do you happen to know

how you spell "eternally"?

What?

"Eternally in disgrace".

One or two L's?

Eternally...

Two, I think.

Thanks.

Maybe just one?

- What did she say?

- Who?

The receptionist.

She said it's the normal sound

of an air conditioner.

It's anything but normal.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Want an apple?

A rotten one?

What does

"eternally in disgrace" mean?

"Eternally in disgrace"?

It's something bad

that goes on and on and never stops.

Why?

Thanks.

Why did you bring her a Filipino?

She didn't want anyone.

- How do you know? You're never here.

- I called her twice a day.

I changed her diapers

twice a day!

I offered to move her to Haifa

but you insisted on...

What do you want now?!.

So let's move her to Haifa!

It's okay.

Tell me about yourself.

You still work

in flower arrangement, right?

I've been a waitress at weddings, Dad,

for two years already.

That's great.

Eldad told me

so much about you...

What did he say?

That...

You're his only child...

How happy he was

when you were born...

What a beautiful baby you were...

It's good to see you.

Really.

Where are my old clothes?

I'll get them.

Don't all those weddings

give you an urge?

An urge for what?

I've been dreaming about my wedding

since I was a kid.

Really?

Funny...

Just like your father.

Take what you need.

It's just getting moldy here.

What do you think of her?

- Who?

- Her.

Nice.

I saved her,

poor girl.

Her life was a nightmare.

She came to me all skin and bones.

I took care of her.

Now she wants to

get married.

She's bulimic, poor girl.

Dad, who is this?

- Is the girl wet?

- No.

Your daughter

has your eyes.

She's not my daughter.

- Your sister?

- No.

Is 30 shekels okay?

- You didn't put the meter on?

- My meter's busted, sweetie.

The call time is almost up.

I wanted to tell you...

Your birthday is

coming up soon.

You'll be a big boy,

five years old.

And Mommy doesn't know

what to get you.

What would you like

the most?

I want you

to come home.

I...

Why so late?

- I'm sorry...

- Who's this?

- I found her in the sea...

- In the sea?

I had nowhere

to leave her...

Batya, you have

one last chance.

Another screw-up

and you're out of here.

In the sea...

Go get changed.

Stay here, okay?

Stop it!

- You, stop it!

- Leave me alone!

Three couples complained

about you! Three!

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