Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas Page #2
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has put stress on the hearts
of all the people
who aren't hot enough to get
into America on a modeling visa.
So I started asking,
"How do the people
who actually live on the border
feel about all this?"
Do they want
an even bigger wall?
And if I did a free
show at a public park,
right in front of the existing
fence, will the locals show up,
or would many be too
scared to come out
for fear of being rounded
up -- or roasted.
Because for many, this
issue is no joke.
More people cross over illegally
here than anywhere else
along America's 2,000-mile
border.
So our government
built this fence
through Brownsville a decade ago
to keep the strangers out.
It hasn't worked.
They still come...
Man:
Three-oh-four, go ahead.Man:
I have two individualswalking up to me.
Ross:
...any way they can.Man:
They probablyrafted them across.
Yeah.
Ross:
As we waitedfor Border Patrol,
the constables helped me
use my broken Spanish
to welcome two people
into the country.
Get your filming
now because when
we call Border Patrol,
we put the cameras down.
Hey, bud.Hola.
They're from El Salvador.
From El Salvador? Yes.
They're going to New York.
I'm going to New York.
They're going to go
see Donald Trump.
This your son?
Yes. Yeah, see?
Hola, buddy. Hola.
Me llamoJeff.
that way there's no
immediate deportation.
Smart. Yeah.
How do you feel?
Are you nervous? What
are you feeling?
[ Interpreting in Spanish ]
What's the violence
like in your home?
[ Interpreting in Spanish ]
Now what happens?
We'll call Border Patrol
and they'll take them
and transport them.
Where will they sleep tonight?
They'll be at Border
Patrol tonight.
What's that, like, a jail?
It is what it is, you know?
Of course.
No. No.
He's brave, man, brave man.
Okay.
Yeah.
Buena suerte. Good luck.
Welcome.
Ross:
What a kick in the balls.One of the most exciting
moments of their lives
was also so demeaning.
You don't think they're
going to get sent back
tonight or tomorrow?
Man:
I doubt it very seriously.Do you ever worry about people,
or try to follow their stories?
Is that even possible?
I can't worry myself about that
because the next day
I'm going to be meeting
somebody else just like him.
I'll take you
over here, but we're
going to be real quiet,
and we're going to stay
kind of out of sight.
We're going to see where
they launch from.
There's Mexico, right there.
There's the river and the river.
You see how well-worn
Yeah. They're carrying
the rafts down.
They'll raft everybody across.
They drop them here, and then
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