Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2014
- 83 min
- 399 Views
(Norway)
Jeff Dunham:
OK, did you know they have the oldest tree in Norway right here in Bergen.Walter:
Fascinating. If I want to see them old wood, I'll take a Viagra. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.Jeff Dunham:
Did you know the first ever ski jumper was from Norway?Walter:
Let me guess, married and miserable?Jeff Dunham:
So you've never been snow skiing?Walter:
Actually, yes, once. Broke a leg.Jeff Dunham:
Oh, I bet that hurt.Walter:
I don't know. Wasn't my leg.(Cutscene)
Jeff Dunham:
Norway's all about water, the fjords, i found a sea captain, who agreed to help me with the subbilities of the language.Can you teach me to say? Um i can't find me room?
"(Norwegian speaking)
Jeff Dunham:
(Tries speaking Norwegian) Ok forget it.(Back to show)
Jeff Dunham:
Did you know Norway's a constitutional monchary?Bubba J:
YeahJeff Dunham:
It means they have a king.Bubba J:
So it's true, Elvis is alive.Jeff Dunham:
No. Another thing you better not get caught driving drunkBubba J:
Why?Jeff Dunham:
Well if your caught you have to spend 30 days in JailBubba J:
Ooh!Jeff Dunham:
They suspend your licenseBubba J:
Ooh!Jeff Dunham:
And then they find you 10% of your annual income.Bubba J:
So that would be $12. Do you know where I can buy some whiskey around here?Jeff Dunham:
Well, in Norway you can only buy liquor from special stores called, uh, good god. Vin... how do you say it? Yeah, that.Bubba J:
Vinemon?Jeff Dunham:
So did you know about the midnight sun?Bubba J:
Huh?Jeff Dunham:
The midnight sun.Bubba J:
Is that Norway's Batman?Jeff Dunham:
No in the summer some parts of Norway get 24 hours of sunlight.Bubba J:
What?Jeff Dunham:
They have 24 hours of sunlightBubba J:
Well that's almost a whole day.Jeff Dunham:
So we've done a lot of interesting thingswhile in Norway.
Bubba J:
Yeah this morning I milked a goat.Jeff Dunham:
Oh?Bubba J:
Achmed got mad at me. I think I was touching his chick.Jeff Dunham:
On another subject i was talking about with Walter that Norwegians invented skiing.Bubba J:
Oh really?Jeff Dunham:
In Norwegian the word ski mean piece of wood.Bubba J:
Oh yeah piece of wood, can i try speaking Norwegian?Jeff Dunham:
SureBubba J:
Ok, um that hot lady in the front row is giving me a big ski.Jeff Dunham:
I heard something else interesting, did you know Norway sends Sweden it's garbage to use in it's recycling programs?Peanut:
A lot of countries import other countries garbage, Canada gave us Justin Bieber.Jeff Dunham:
I was telling one of the other guys you know Norway mean path to the north?
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