Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Page #2

Synopsis: In this documentary/stand-up special, Jeff takes his friends in the suitcase all around the world, performing in places such as Iceland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, London, and Israel.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Rob Dipple
 
IMDB:
7.1
TV-14
Year:
2014
83 min
399 Views


(Norway)

Jeff Dunham:
OK, did you know they have the oldest tree in Norway right here in Bergen.

Walter:
Fascinating. If I want to see them old wood, I'll take a Viagra. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Jeff Dunham:
Did you know the first ever ski jumper was from Norway?

Walter:
Let me guess, married and miserable?

Jeff Dunham:
So you've never been snow skiing?

Walter:
Actually, yes, once. Broke a leg.

Jeff Dunham:
Oh, I bet that hurt.

Walter:
I don't know. Wasn't my leg.

(Cutscene)

Jeff Dunham:
Norway's all about water, the fjords, i found a sea captain, who agreed to help me with the subbilities of the language.

Can you teach me to say? Um i can't find me room?

"(Norwegian speaking)

Jeff Dunham:
(Tries speaking Norwegian) Ok forget it.

(Back to show)

Jeff Dunham:
Did you know Norway's a constitutional monchary?

Bubba J:
Yeah

Jeff Dunham:
It means they have a king.

Bubba J:
So it's true, Elvis is alive.

Jeff Dunham:
No. Another thing you better not get caught driving drunk

Bubba J:
Why?

Jeff Dunham:
Well if your caught you have to spend 30 days in Jail

Bubba J:
Ooh!

Jeff Dunham:
They suspend your license

Bubba J:
Ooh!

Jeff Dunham:
And then they find you 10% of your annual income.

Bubba J:
So that would be $12. Do you know where I can buy some whiskey around here?

Jeff Dunham:
Well, in Norway you can only buy liquor from special stores called, uh, good god. Vin... how do you say it? Yeah, that.

Bubba J:
Vinemon?

Jeff Dunham:
So did you know about the midnight sun?

Bubba J:
Huh?

Jeff Dunham:
The midnight sun.

Bubba J:
Is that Norway's Batman?

Jeff Dunham:
No in the summer some parts of Norway get 24 hours of sunlight.

Bubba J:
What?

Jeff Dunham:
They have 24 hours of sunlight

Bubba J:
Well that's almost a whole day.

Jeff Dunham:
So we've done a lot of interesting things

while in Norway.

Bubba J:
Yeah this morning I milked a goat.

Jeff Dunham:
Oh?

Bubba J:
Achmed got mad at me. I think I was touching his chick.

Jeff Dunham:
On another subject i was talking about with Walter that Norwegians invented skiing.

Bubba J:
Oh really?

Jeff Dunham:
In Norwegian the word ski mean piece of wood.

Bubba J:
Oh yeah piece of wood, can i try speaking Norwegian?

Jeff Dunham:
Sure

Bubba J:
Ok, um that hot lady in the front row is giving me a big ski.

Jeff Dunham:
I heard something else interesting, did you know Norway sends Sweden it's garbage to use in it's recycling programs?

Peanut:
A lot of countries import other countries garbage, Canada gave us Justin Bieber.

Jeff Dunham:
I was telling one of the other guys you know Norway mean path to the north?

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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