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- I'd like to deploy my men.
- No, it's too soon.
Could I borrow a vest?
I'll give it back.
Jackie.
A doctor, please.
I asked for a doc!
Get me a doc!
Eric went to med school.
- OK, let's go.
- Boss!
Hello? Jean-Claude?
No!
You have my word that...
Jean-Claude,
we're here to find...
What?
We see the chief of police
exiting the video store,
crisis unit HQ,
and going towards the post office
in his boxer shorts.
Is Van Damme
trying to mock the police?
In any case,
it seems to be working
as the public
is rooting for him
in spite of today's events.
The shorts! The shorts!
Don't shoot, I'm a hostage!
Drop the kit.
Slide it over.
Check the kit.
Go to the back room.
Hurry! He's bleeding!
No tricks, Jean-Claude.
Van Damme's fame
has driven them here.
They're clearly fans,
here to support him,
and the slightest move
gets the crowd on fire,
yelling out his name.
We 've heard a few snide remarks,
like the one about the Commissioner
who went out in his shorts.
But the situation is dramatic.
Sir, don't move.
What am I doing here?
What's going on?
Calm down, sir.
- Don't move.
- It hurts.
What the f***...
No, Jean-Claude!
Don't move!
Get outta here!
Calm down, Jean-Claude!
Get outta here!
The curtain!
Help them!
Right on!
Gimme five! Awesome!
How did you do that?
Seriously! What a pro!
What's this?
See what he did?
This isn't a movie!
What do I care?
Take him with the others!
Fast!
Listen, smart-ass,
or I'll shoot...
How do you do it Jean-Claude?
You got him in the balls
with your foot and your hand!
You're too fast for
me, I swear.
Sit down, you deserve it.
Hey!
Can't you see he
saved his life!
He saved all of us!
Jean-Claude!
He's still out cold.
What a fag.
Find a way to get
us outta here
or I'll shoot 1 per hour,
starting with our hero.
They're clueless.
We can ask anything...
like a ransom
with him as hostage.
Let's ask for a million!
A million?
Where did you see a million?
Have you even seen a million?
Where are you?
In a post office!
He's a star!
I mean, it's Van Damme!
They expect more than a mill.
We leave
with him and the cash.
So the hostages can go to the cops
once we're out!
Talkin' about a brain...
You almost got me killed!
- You realize?
- Listen...
I'd be dead!
You're not the FBI!
- I'm still the boss.
- Go to Hollywood for drama!
I work, here!
F*** your action men in black!
They're no better than us.
Let's just shoot him.
That's not our job!
We're here to save lives!
- So maybe that's what it takes.
- This isn't a war!
You're telling me
how to do my job?
Can't you just shut up?
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