Jatts in Golmaal Page #3

But they look like humans to me.

He is coming, brother.

He is coming. - He is coming? Let him come.

I cannot go to Canada! As if Canada's her aunt's place!

Brother, did I just hear to you talk about Canada?

Do I stammer that I cannot say Canada?

No, say it. Go there as well.

But the lady you are after hasn't sent anyone anywhere.

All the people you see there selling snacks...

All the vendors on the street all of them wanna go to Canada.

Now they have stalls over here.

So? - Buddy, I send people to Canada.

You send people to Canada?

Or else do we sell peanuts?

How? - We'll have to sit and talk about it.

Come, let's sit down.

Listen to me. What are you doing?

We place the one who is going to Canada on our heads...

...and you are placing yourself on stairs.

Let's go sit in my office and talk.

Let's go. - He's more eager than I am.

2 million? Brother, don't you think that's a little too much?

You can give us 50-100 rupees less.

Still, 2 million?

Bro, we are sending you to Canada and not Royal Bhutan.

Your neighbor says that I'm not well educated...

...hence I cannot go there.

How will you send me there?

How did you get influenced by that crazy girl?

Who told you educated people are needed abroad?

They are well educated.

Have you ever seen a foreigner not talk in English? - No, not yet.

Even their children talk in English.

What they need are illiterate people. - Oh really? - Yes.

Do you see these musical instruments drums, etc.?

Yes. - Learn to play one of them.

I'll send you to Canada as a band member of a renowned singer.

That's going to be difficult. - I don't know how to play any of them.

They won't come to know whether...

...you are playing it in tune or out of tune.

They should hear the beats. - Just the sound?

By the way, I've noticed that you ask a lot of questions.

Even the Canada embassy won't ask you...

...as many questions as you have asked me. - Yes.

Don't waste any time. Arrange for 2 million rupees.

This is between the two of us. - Yes?

I'm requesting you. - You are my elder brother.

Yes, brother, I mane somehow mange 20000 to start with.

Why? - So that we start this office's work.

Why that?

No, I mean we will start the process...

...of sending you to Canada from this office.

Forget Rs. 20,000 now I'll arrange for 2 million rupees.

That's great!

Till what time is your office open?

You arrange for the money. Then we are open till 1:30am.

24 hours!

Bless you, brother! Bless you!

He is a very powerful person!

Brother, quickly arrange for the money...

...otherwise there will be no power left in me.

You want 2 million rupees?

Yes. With 2 million rupees I can go to Canada.

Yes. And our family can shift into a Sikh temple.

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